TRUMP IS A CHINA AGENT? — Sir, Your Party Has Been SLEEPING With China

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I need you to do something before you read another word.

I need you to think about every time you have seen a Democrat politician, a cable news anchor, a blue-checkmark activist, or a college professor call a Republican a Nazi in the last eight years. Elon Musk waved at a crowd and three days of “expert Nazi imagery analysis” hit every network. JD Vance used an old computer game reference and people in the media spent forty-eight hours explaining why it was secret fascist code. They called Trump literally Hitler. They called his voters fascists. They called the MAGA hat a white supremacist symbol. They called a circle made with fingers a white power hand sign. They had a whole infrastructure — lists, watchdogs, funded organizations, congressional statements, nonprofit endowments in the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS — dedicated to finding Nazis on the right.

Surviving Behind Enemy Lines, Tale #101: Eight Levels Of “Whiteness”

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Surviving Behind Enemy Lines, Tale #101: Eight Levels Of "Whiteness"

It was just a matter of time that hatred from The Left would infiltrate the medical profession, where the medical needs of “white” Americans would be ignored, or worse, in the name of some stupid ass notion of “social justice.” Whitey is to blame, for example, because Negroids are prone to have more genetic diseases than Caucasians.

When It Rains, It Pours

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Strange weather we’ve been having lately. When I say “lately,” I could go back decades, but I’ll stick to just the past five years or so. Do you recall the winter storm that hit the central and southern US, including Texas and northern Mexico in February of 2021? It was called “Winter Storm Uri,” and at least 240 people died because of it. A strong Arctic air mass plunged deep into the southern US. More than 9 million people lost power while facing record-breaking cold, snow and ice.

The Failure of Self and Enemy Awareness in the Iran War, by COL(R) Albert R. Veldhuyzen

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Sun Tzu, famous Chinese War scholar, stated: “If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” Identifying correctly the Center of Gravity (COG) is critical to strategic victory. The U.S. COG has always been public and political fragility while the Iranian COG is the survival of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and its continued ability to protect the structures of the Islamic Republic.

The Nine: FAFO Meets Federal Court

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The internet convinced a generation that every cause deserves a revolution and every revolution deserves applause. Reality is less forgiving. The Prairie Land Nine is a reminder that America draws a hard line between peaceful protest and criminal violence. You can march, speak, organize, and vote all you want. But once you trade the ballot box for direct action that destroys property or endangers lives, the hashtags stop mattering and the rule of law takes over. In a constitutional republic, change comes through persuasion—not intimidation.

LBJ DIDN’T BUILD A GREAT SOCIETY. HE BUILT A TRAP. And the cruelest part? The data proving it was right in front of them the whole time.

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I am a science teacher. So before we do anything else, we are going to look at the actual data. Because the data DESTROYS the entire narrative.

Black poverty in America fell from 87 percent in 1940 to 47 percent in 1960. That is FORTY POINTS in twenty years. Before the Great Society. Before Lyndon Johnson’s War on Poverty. Before a single dollar of the $22 trillion the federal government has spent on poverty programs since 1965. The free market, economic growth, and an intact family culture did that — forty points — in two decades.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NEWS with Don Surber

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Don Surber shares his unique take on this week’s news items. Enjoy.

ITEM 1: Sam Stein whined, “SCOTUS just sided with the administration’s desire to end Temporary Protected Status for Haitians. 350k of them now at risk of immediate deportation.”

The cat “pawsed” long enough from poll-writing duties to meow a sigh of relief.

ITEM 2: AP reported:

The Supreme Court sided with the Trump administration Tuesday in an immigration case dealing with the government’s power over green card holders accused of crimes.

The 6-3 decision centers on an immigration officer’s 2012 decision to put lawful permanent resident Muk Choi Lau on immigration parole when he returned from a short trip to China because he had been accused of a counterfeiting crime.

Lau argued that overstepped the officer’s authority, and the decision wrongly allowed the Department of Homeland Security to swiftly begin deportation proceedings after he pleaded guilty to selling counterfeit clothes in New Jersey.

In the Three Stoogettes dissent, KBJ said this put Muk Choi Lau in “immigration limbo.” I agree. He shouldn’t be in immigration limbo. He should be in prison in his home country.

ITEM 3: Prices for SpaceX fell to normal after the sugar rush of its IPO. This means Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire.

I am setting up a GoFundMe to get him back to that status. Oh, the money won’t go to him. That would be charity and he would never accept. Instead, I will use the money to buy SpaceX shares to get the price back up and Make Elon A Trillionaire Again because I’m such a swell guy.

ITEM 4: The New York Post reported, “Acting AG Todd Blanche announces 455 people charged for $6.5 billion in health care fraud schemes.”

Comment from Lucianne.com: “Pam Bondi was unavailable for comment—something about a nail parlor appointment.”

ITEM 5: JPMorgan Chase fired Angie Báez, 40, as its $350,000 Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce, for stealing a New York Knicks trash can following the team’s NBA championship victory.

Before you trash her, remember she was smart enough to snag a $350,000-a-year gig with just a two-year degree from a community college.

DEI Card. Don’t leave home without it.

ITEM 6: Liberals are upset by (spins wheel) Trump administration women are having babies.

Abortion. Anti-natalism. We haven’t had governors this opposed to childbirth since Herod.

ITEM 7: Via Power Line, “Air conditioning torn from homes under net zero clampdown.”

Hard to sell global warming to people with AC.

ITEM 8: A federal judge handed out sentences of 30 years to 100 years in prison to 8 Antifa members who attacked an ICE facility in Prairieland, Texas.

Apparently George Soros doesn’t provide legal aid to his employees.

ITEM 9: Basil the Great tweeted:

A French woman was given a six month suspended sentence and a €3,000 fine after her home was invaded by a Tunisian migrant who sexually assaulted her.

She appeared on national television to discuss her ordeal and said “the main danger for women in France is Black African and Arab immigrant men.”

The Police then charged her with “incitement to racial hatred.”

I suggest she spend another €3,000 and buy a pet pig to protect her. Name it Hal L.

ITEM 10: Pocahontas tweeted, “If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire wealth tax, we could pay for child care for all three and four year olds in America.”

If federal tax and import policy supported more high-paying jobs for fathers, child care for most 3- and 4-year-olds would be called Mommy again.

ITEM 11: France played Iraq in the FIFA games.

Of course the Muslim team won. I just don’t know which one.

ITEM 12: Kevin Sorbo tweeted, “A Muslim woman in a hijab just said that ‘America deserved 9/11’ and won her primary in NY. That’s what the Democrat Party has become.”

Which is the bigger crime today: being patriotic or islamophobic?

ITEM 13: Collin Rugg tweeted:

Louisiana pastor beats up a man who allegedly threatened to r*pe and kill his wife and grandchildren.

Pastor Tony Spell of Life Tabernacle Church says he was working on a church bus when the neighbor’s son started shouting at him.

Spell said that it is his job as the natural protector to protect his church and family.

Police arrested the preacher. Should have made a whip of cords.

ITEM 14: REPORTER: “A new UK Prime Minister will be installed soon. Do you want to be the first person on his list to visit the country?”

TRUMP: “No.”

Just as well. The new prime minister undoubtedly will be more comfortable in Tehran or some other Muslim city.

Like London.

ITEM 15: From England:

We gotta stop that kid.

(Alternative) He’ll outgrow it and become a kindergartener who shoots someone each week.

ITEM 16: Patriot Pulse reported, “MLB Warned Christian Players for Writing Bible Verses and Harmeet Dhillon Just Made Them Regret It.”

If Black Lives Matter, then Bible Verses Matter too.

ITEM 17: The Washington Free Beacon reported, “‘We Could Make Prisons Obsolete’: James Talarico Called To Slash Police Budgets and Spend the Money on Social Programs.”

Good idea but executions are better and cheaper. Hang a few shoplifters, shoplifting drops.

ITEM 18: President Trump had a closed door luncheon with Senate Republicans.

Unlike Al Capone, he did not need a baseball bat to get his point across. The next day, Bill Cassidy and Rand Paul meekly changed their votes against Iran, flipping the vote on a resolution denouncing the Iranian war.

ITEM 19: Brandon Gill v. Food Stamps Advocate:

GILL: “Is your organization funded by organizations that make money from food stamps?”

WITNESS: *Silence*

GILL: “Do organizations who profit off food stamps fund your organization?”

WITNESS: “I can’t comment to that.”

GILL: “Does General Mills fund your organization?”

WITNESS: “I don’t have access to that information.”

GILL: “I do. It’s right here. They do fund your organization. Do they profit off food stamps?”

WITNESS: “Retailers are the major beneficiaries.”

GILL: “Do you think that’s a conflict of interest? They’re profiting off your advocacy. Do you think that’s a conflict of interest?”

Also a foolish federal judge ruled that the Trump administration cannot stop the use of food stamps to buy soda pop. Coca-Cola and Pepsi must be a food group alongside Cheeto’s, candy corn and bourbon.

One outa three ain’t bad.

ITEM 20: The Athletic—which serves as the sports section for the New York Times—reported, “Caitlin Clark leaves Indiana Fever game with back issue.”

The back issue was Alyssa Thomas, who knocked her down punched her in the throat while Clark was on her back.

Nearly 63 years ago, the NYT reported that JFK left a parade in Dallas after a splitting headache.

ITEM 21: Fox News tweeted:

A 6-year-old boy was found floating unconscious in a Florida pool. Seconds later, an ICE officer jumped in to save him.

ICE law enforcement officer Gregory Simmonds spotted the child in distress in Pasco County on May 16 and immediately pulled him from the water.

The child wasn’t breathing, and Simmonds began life-saving CPR at the scene until the boy regained consciousness.

Simmonds then arrested the boy’s parents and deported them. Heart-warming story.

I went too far, didn’t I? I apologize and blame the cat.

ITEM 22: John Bolton copped a plea, forfeited his pension, agreed to a $2,250,000 fine and still faces up to 5 years in prison (likely zero) because he did not want to risk losing his moustache.

The Trumpenfreude is strong with this one.

ITEM 23: Experts predicted the FIFA World Cup would be a disaster because of Trump and the tougher scrutiny of foreign visitors. The tournament just set an attendance record—breaking the record set in 1994 when the USA last hosted it.

Maybe Democcrats can throw some algae blossoms in the stadiums to distract attention.

BEST OF TWITTER:

One word.

Smart kid.

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Slappy Robot.

Faith.

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Birmingham at Breakfast: One morning in Magic City

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A little breakfast joint. Birmingham, Alabama. The birth pangs of summer are in the air. Alabama feels like a Monet. Trees are pregnant with blossoms. Birds are everywhere.

On my way into the restaurant, I see a man seated on the sidewalk, weeping. A young woman sits beside him, rubbing his shoulders. I’m wondering what’s wrong. I’m probably staring, even. Which isn’t polite, but I can’t help it.

No Magic Pills

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They were buying candy bars, soda pop, a case of beer, two cartons of cigarettes and multiple kinds of lottery tickets. All non-essential items, but who am I to judge? Still, some of their purchases caught my attention, and since they were taking so long to check out, I had plenty of time to think.

The Theology Nobody Told You About

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For nearly 1,800 years, Christians did not believe supporting a modern nation-state was a biblical mandate. Then a nineteenth-century theological system changed how millions read prophecy—and eventually how many viewed foreign policy. This is the untold story of John Nelson Darby, dispensationalism, and how a theological innovation became so deeply woven into American Christianity that many now assume it has always been there.