Political Parody As a Weapon Part XC

Political Parody As a Weapon Part XC; There is some official corruption and election interference that even Merrick Garland can’t abide.

Last week, in Part LXXXIX, we checked the fluid levels of gender and made sure there were all original parts under the hood. This week, we will return to Chuck Berry’s song catalogue (without any mention of adding or removing “My Ding-a-ling”) to summarize when too much corruption is enough.

Among the stories blotted out by the coverage of the debt ceiling battle in the second half of May was the resignation of Rachael Rollins from the position of U.S. Attorney for the District of Massachusetts. Rollins had been appointed to that position in 2021 after Kamala Harris cast the 51st vote to confirm her in the Senate after every republican opposed her nomination, and every democrat voted for her.

Rollins’ nomination was controversial as prior to her elevation to the position as the Commonwealth’s federal prosecutor (where democrats lauded her as the first woman of color to hold this position), she was elected with Soros support as the Suffolk County, MA District Attorney (where democrats lauded her as the first woman of color to hold this position). As the head prosecutor for the county that includes the city of Boston, Rollins immediately began to institute soft on crime policies by refusing to prosecute broad categories of offenses, resulting in a 38% increase in homicides during her first full year in office in 2020. Despite this achievement, every Senate democrat and the VPOTUS found it more important to play the race and identity politics cards than consider the actual performance record of their appointee.

Prior to the confirmation, Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) offered the following warnings about the woman he called “one of the preeminent legal arsonists in the country”, and advised all of those voting “She’s a founding member of an organization of Soros prosecutors called the ‘Truth and Justice and Reconciliation Commission,’ which claims that the American justice system, and this is a quote, this is a direct quote—has ‘been a cruel and oppressive force of injustice for … all marginalized communities,’ and she also claims that this, and this again is a direct quote, ‘this isn’t a bug in the system, but a feature. It’s operating exactly the way it was designed and built to function’.” Senator Cotton went on to add “The truth is that Rollins has nothing but contempt for the rule of law” and warned Senate democrats “…I will be there to make you answer for it if you vote for her today.”

Rollins’s resignation was brought about after two separate investigations found that she had abused her office by interfering in elections and lying when questioned about it, in the finest tradition of the post Eric Holder Department of Justice, as exemplified by James Comey, Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe. Rollins also violated DOJ guidelines regarding her political activities by attending political fundraisers and overtly associating with the Biden family.

Despite the abuse of her office and the lies she told investigators, Merrick Garland’s DOJ upheld democrat privilege and declined to prosecute her. It does not appear that Rollins will otherwise be held accountable, and a reckoning remains for each democrat who supported her.

Oddly enough, just about a year ago in this series, in Part XLIII, the following was put forth in a Biden parody:

One man at the White House who understood being held accountable for his actions, shortcomings and failures was Chuck Berry, who played at the residence for then-President Jimmy Carter the same year (1979) he was sentenced to jail and community service by the federal government for tax evasion. Prior to his release of the pioneer rock & roll recording ‘Maybellene’, Mr. Berry served time for armed robbery until his 21st birthday, and in the early 1960s, after a long string of hits and millions of records sold served prison time for violation of the Mann Act (as sex trafficking was known in the 20th century).

Despite all of these travails, Chuck Berry’s music reflected a sense of humor and irony about his trouble, with songs such as ‘Brown-Eyed Handsome Man’, ‘Thirty Days’ and ‘Too Much Monkey Business’ reflecting lyrics acknowledging a life of legal difficulty. Nonetheless, it might be considered that the reason Chuck Berry never fully embraced the title of ‘The Father of Rock & Roll’ is that he feared he would be served with a paternity suit and forced to pay child support for it.”

Last year’s article sets up this year’s celebration of the brief but very damaging prosecutorial career of Rachael Rollins, as “Too Much Monkey Business” will be the Chuck Berry song (though the tune was also covered in one form or another by The Kinks, Elvis Presley, and the Yardbirds, to name but a few) co-opted to parody the tenure of Rachael Rollins in the Biden Department of Justice, where she learned the lesson that it’s okay to lead to an increase in violent crime, but it’s tougher to keep your job when you’re caught lying about interfering in elections, just like so many others there.

 

Runnin’ for the D A, gonna defund the police
Never fail no more jail, soon all prosecutions cease
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

Rollins wins election but won’t prosecute a crime
So the criminals get bolder know they won’t ever do time
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

Radical woman of color, with the bad guys she is sidin’
More pay at Dee Oh Jay, now she’s gonna work for Biden
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

The D A office vacant gotta have a new election
Rollins’ voice made a choice better vote for her selection
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

Then they send the I G’s office to investigate a leak
She’ll lie, then deny about the rumors she did speak
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

Wants to see Jill Biden but was told to stay away
Never mind, you’ll find that she showed up anyway
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Too much damned corruption for even the Dee Oh Jay

Now she’s unemployed, in her office she did fail
But see if G O P, she’d be doing time in jail
Too much damned corruption, too much damned corruption
Don’t want a Soros lawyer, get away, leave us

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