Parody As a Weapon Part CIV; The planet cries out for a better spokesman.
More rapier wit from Albert Constantine Jr in: Parody As a Weapon Part CIV; The planet cries out for a better spokesman.
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The Great American Rebellion: From Freedom Lovers to Woke Warriors
From our rebellious beginnings to the land of the woke, it’s a tale of “Give me liberty, or give me a stern lecture on microaggressions.”
Parody As a Weapon Part CIII
Parody As a Weapon Part CIII Trigger Warning: The following article and song parody feature graphic descriptions of sexual activity inappropriate for children and minors. Reader Discretion is advised. In Part CII, we visited the buffet of Jimmy Buffett songs, to select those that reflect the lack of sunshine and good sailing brought on by …
The Pride Olympics: Where Ego Reigns Supreme!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave sets his gimlet eye on athletes, egos and a “pride” movement built around sexual disorders.
Ukraine: The Land of Endless Misadventures
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave takes aim at the expenditure of billions of dollars in U.S. support, but without any accountability.
America: Land of the Sheep and Home of the Timid
Satire Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ’round for a tale of how the land of the free and the home of the brave became the land of the sheep and the home of the timid. Yes, it’s time to discuss the great infection that has plagued our beloved nation: the “spirit of fear.” …
Parody As a Weapon Part CII No serious person has ever asked “What Would Joe Biden Do?”.
Once again American Free News Network’s own Albert Constantine Jr lampoons our inept president with the help of now sadly deceased, Jimmy Buffet.
America’s Favorite Pastime: Complaining, Offending, and Embracing the Art of Angry Living
Forget baseball; complaining is the true national sport, and we’ve become so skilled at it that we’ve even managed to turn it into an art form.
Divine Desert Soaker: God Sends Flood to Burning Man Festival to Teach Lessons in Style
In an unexpected turn of events, the Almighty One Himself, God, reportedly cast His divine gaze upon the notorious Burning Man Festival and decided it was high time to unleash a watery catastrophe of biblical proportions.
Oh, Canada! The Land of Bagged Milk, Booze Smuggling, and Semi-Socialism
Today in Cloft’s Corner, we embark on a humorous journey north of the border to explore the peculiar world of Canada, where maple syrup flows like water, apologies are the national pastime, and bagged milk is a culinary riddle wrapped in a plastic enigma.
Liberal Hypocrisy, or Do As I Say, Not Do As I Do!
We have previously reported on the very lovely Taylor Lorenz, who covers technology and online culture for The Washington Post. The image to the right is a screen capture, but if you click on it, it will take you to the original tweet. Taylor Lorenz spent a lot of time investigating the Twitter account Libs …
The Chronicles of the Clueless: A Guide to Being Human in the Upside-Down
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines the contradictions of the human experience.
Gone with the Wind: The Melodrama of the Lost ‘Art’ of the Farmer’s Blow
Ah, the nostalgia of simpler times when tissues were a luxury, and the winds of nature served as both ally and adversary in the age-old practice known as the “farmer’s blow.”
Nasal Navigations: How Millions Were Spent to Uncover the ‘Nose-Pickers’ CCP Virus Connection
Millions of dollars have been pumped into an endeavor to uncover the shocking link between those sneaky nose excavators and the dreaded “CCP Virus.”
A Little Advice for the “T” in LGBTQ
If we’re going to accept the science of genetics, we don’t get to ignore the “X” and “Y” chromosomes, just because they’re inconvenient to useful idiots with gender confusion.
Oops, BlackRock Accidentally Reveals the ‘S’ in ESG Stands for Satanic – A Devilishly Good Strategy?
BlackRock, the investment giant, has apparently accidentally revealed that the ‘S’ in ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) stands for ‘Satanic.’
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea?
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea? Last week, in Part C, we tried to capture the essence of the Hunter Biden legal strategy now that special counsel status had been granted to those bending over not to prosecute him. This week, we will continue …
Exclusive Club of Rome Revels in Diminished Diaper Demands: Birthrates Plummet, High Fives Soar!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the Holy See and its seeming lack of interest in having and nurturing children.
Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.