America’s Quiet War: How Political Posturing Keeps Killing Soldiers in a Place Most Americans Forgot Exists

Syria is not a declared war. There is no Syria-specific Authorization for Use of Military Force. There is no victory condition, no end state, no honest explanation that survives five follow-up questions.

Beat Navy Week Special Humor: Congress Must Investigate the Naval Academy’s Boofing Epidemic

For decades, Americans have trusted the United States Naval Academy to produce the second finest officers ever to run aground in shallow water. But troubling new reports suggest that midshipmen may be engaged in an old Navy pastime that predates modern refrigeration, nuclear propulsion, and personal dignity.

The Death of the Army Iron Major: Pentagons’s got a new Synthetic Brain

The Iron Major was never meant to be cool. He wasn’t a door kicker, a tank commander, or a helicopter pilot. He was something more tragic—a Jedi Knight of staffing, a warrior-monk assigned to pour black coffee into his bloodstream and rearrange briefing charts until the colonel approved the shade of blue.

The Nine-Step Model Toward Civil War: No. 7 Is Just Beginning

The Nine-Step Model Toward Civil War: No. 7 Is Just Beginning

Yesterday, six Democrats^ in the US Senate and US House released an ad urging military members to defy Commander in Chief Trump’s orders, that is, to mutiny. Democrats are trying to create a trigger (Step No. 8) which will cause civil war.

Professor Timmy Demands West Point Cancel Boot Camp & Replace It With Sensitivity Training

Listen up, cadets — your dusty old institution is under siege… from me, the world’s most offended armchair critic. As someone who’s never fired a rifle, never been marched at 5 a.m., and whose greatest battle was choosing between oat milk or almond at Starbucks, I hereby launch my campaign to transform West Point into Soy Boy University — the safe space you never knew you wanted.