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America: land of freedom, innovation, and baffling trailer ball sizes. We split the atom, landed on the moon, and built an internet where people argue about pineapple on pizza—but somehow, we still can’t agree on a standard trailer hitch ball.
The electricity went out. I don’t know why it happened. It wasn’t storming. The weather was nice. All I know is I was watching TV when the lamps suddenly flickered and died. And that was that.
Whenever I’m having trouble finding something to write about, I have a simple solution. I go to the commie websites and find the TDS fueled raving of some lunatic to ridicule. Today I want to turn my attention to Jonah Goldberg.
Well, folks, we’re officially 100 years into quantum mechanics, one of the most exciting and intellectually demanding fields of human study. A century of mathematical wizardry, incomprehensible equations, and brain-melting theories. And what do we have to show for it?
I can’t believe I’m publicly admitting this. I finally agreed to watch Hulu’s interpretation of Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale. I was going to keep it a secret, but when the Hildabeast said that a female Republican President would be a “handmaiden for the patriarchy,” my personal handmaiden – the one that runs the Green family – informed me it was time to come clean.
In our postmodern culture, where individuality and self-expression reign supreme, history has become a neglected casualty. Take, for instance, the skyrocketing popularity of tattoos and piercings.
In the year 2050, in the glorious gray sprawl of the United Socialist States of America, meat was illegal, cows were extinct (except for the one in the Smithsonian), and the only thing anyone had ever eaten was Bugpaste™
Rocks. In. My. Garden. Those demon-possessed geological freeloaders are multiplying faster than a college feminist studies major’s pronouns.
News about Hunter Biden triggered a Saturday morning domestic debate in the Green household: Who was the most unfit person giving Gropey Joe policy advice – the First Stoner Son, or our first DEI VP?
How bad was the Biden administration? Bad enough to make cleaning up the mess seem like an extreme home makeover. The Donald isn’t trying to leave the house cleaner than he found it; he’s determined to leave it cleaner than his predecessor found it
Now that he isn’t passing maximum sentences on January 6 selfie photographers any longer, Obama Judge Jeb Boasberg has some spare time on his hands. Rather than take his wife Elizabeth (who may actually be a woman) on an ocean cruise, he decided to dabble in Article II of the Constitution – the part where the President is charged with enforcing laws … such as those for immigration.
Well, folks, it finally happened. Some mad scientist in his garage just cracked the code, and now lightsabers are real. You heard that right—Jedi-level plasma blades, humming and slicing through anything in their path, are now a reality.
Let’s get one thing straight: Socks and Crocs aren’t a fashion mistake. They’re a freedom statement. And if that makes you uncomfortable, you might be part of the problem.
Obama District Judge Paula Xinis is madder than Joe Biden after being asked an unscripted question. She directed the Trump administration to open a federal coyote ring, and get busy smuggling illegals into to the United States. The Donald has been less than enthusiastic with his compliance, and she is mightily offended by his lack of deference to her court.
Once upon a time—say, about four years ago—if you so much as breathed the phrase “lab leak” or dared question the holiness of Dr. Fauci’s ever-changing gospel, you’d be digitally drawn and quartered by Big Tech. YouTube would demonetize you faster than a fact-checker could say “misinformation,” and Facebook’s Ministry of Truth would slap a …
Imagine you’re at a family barbecue, flipping burgers, when your conspiracy-loving uncle asks, “So, do you think quantum mechanics proves time travel is real?” This is your moment. You sip your drink, smirk knowingly, and say, “Well, that depends on whether you believe the universe plays dice or bends like a yoga instructor.”
The Dems said that if we elected Donald Trump our democracy would be a risk … and they were right. Since we had the temerity to elect the Donald, the left’s rogue judges have decided that it’s their sacred duty to rescue us from the calamity of self-governance.
Once upon a time, in the blissful simplicity of Eden, God gave Adam a straightforward task: name the animals. And Adam, being a practical man (and let’s be honest, not yet bogged down by bureaucracy), did exactly that
So let me get this straight. Starting May 7, 2025, I’ll need a REAL ID—with capital letters and a government-sanctioned gold star of approval—to do all kinds of Very Serious American things. But vote? Oh no, that’s a bridge too far.
BALDWIN, MI — Pack your bags and your thermals, because nothing says “Welcome to America” like being greeted by subzero windchill, a shuttered prison, and a company with “GEO” in its name that somehow still has a pulse.