The Reflective Belt Litmus Test: Exposing Fake Iraq Veterans Online
In the age of internet warriors and self-proclaimed heroes, one surefire way to vet a person’s claim of serving in Iraq is the Reflective Belt Litmus Test.
Snark
The Tale of the Deadly White Socks: A Combat Faux Pas
In the annals of military absurdity during the later years of the Iraq war, few offenses struck fear into the hearts of soldiers like the infamous case of the white socks.
Beauty Masks: DEI’s Quest for Equitable Attractiveness
In a groundbreaking move to level the playing field of physical appearance, the U.S. government has declared war on good looks
The Great IQ Redistribution: Under DEI Wokeism Government Declares Equal Intelligence for All
Under the new mandate, individuals with above-average IQs will undergo mandatory intelligence redistribution programs.
The Democrats Validate an Einstein Postulation
The Dems came up with a sure-fire battle plan to prevent Donald Trump from returning to the Oval Office. Just prosecute him for something – it didn’t matter what. But as engineers say: “One should never underestimate the ability of fools to screw things up.”
The Absurdity of Anti-Manliness: Embracing Peeing While Standing
In this era of over-the-top political correctness, it’s time to reclaim and celebrate what it truly means to be a man.
Satire: Advocating for Sensible Hammer Control Laws
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft rides forth as he floats the idea of “common sense” hammer laws…all for our own good of course.
Phil May: Belated Thoughts on Tax Day
Here are some belated thoughts about April 15th, the day Americans have to settle up with the Federal government.
Titanic Mystery: Torpedo or Iceberg? Unraveling the Business Conspiracy
In a shocking turn of events, scientists examining the remains of the Titanic have stumbled upon a perplexing discovery: a torpedo-shaped hole in the hull.
Stage 2 of Democrat Operation, “Elect Trump” Begins in Manhattan
The TDS afflicted lawfare warriors of New York just kicked off stage 2 of their effort to get Donald Trump re-elected in November. New York Attorney General Letitia James got her civil suit decision, and now District Attorney Alvin Bragg is going for the big kahuna – a criminal conviction.
I’m Coming out of the Closet
I have decided that I am “coming out of the closet” as well. Yes, me. It’s time for me to be my true self! I have decided to self-identify as the Director of the Alabama Space and Rocket Center.
Weekend at Bill Gates’s; A completely fictitious account of how he will enjoy a post-apocalypse world
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
― Albert Einstein
The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones
Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.
A Short-sighted Victory for Environmental Climate Change; Sustainable Development Irony
We’ve almost emptied our strategic war reserves that kept prices artificially suppressed. Because we will never have another war in our generation…
What Do AI Bots Reveal About Their Creators?
The science of computer technology is transitioning from computers as computational devices, to imitators of human behavior.
SNARK: A Call for Environmental Responsibility-Extinguishing the JFK Eternal Flame
Dave Cloft uses a little snark to skewer the leftists, as he proposes extinguishing JFK’s Arlington Torch to reduce climate change.
L-O-L!
A simple item: “LOL”, of which ad nauseum usage started, I believe, pre-smart phone in the pre-historic era of the flip phones and in their dumb keyboards, LOL.
Biden Throws a Tantrum, Through His Attorney
Our “kindly old gentleman with the bad memory” decided to have his White House counsel run interference with the House impeachment inquiry. Ed Siskel sent a strongly worded – but weakly reasoned – letter to Speaker Johnson.
The Corn Flakes Crusader: From Corn Flakes to Colon Cleansing
Yes, you heard that right – the same guy who brought us the joy of corn flakes also dabbled in the nether regions of hygiene innovation.
Humans: The Masterclass in Dumbness
The next time someone tries to tell you that humans are just animals, kindly remind them that we’ve taken stupidity to a whole new level – and we’re darn proud of it.