Anticipation Is Great In Happy Valley

STATE COLLEGE – Football media day at Penn State has always resembled a military parade. It is a classic pass and review.  All the players don their jerseys and are regulated to huddling together by their positions located throughout Holuba Hall’s vast indoor football practice facility.  The afternoon’s proceedings have always taken on a very …

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The Opening Ceremony That Ended the Olympics

When viewers all over the world watched the 2024 Paris Olympics open, they were shocked to see a blasphemous tableau in which Jesus Christ and the Twelve Apostles were painted as drag queens and transsexuals. Caught in this monument to impropriety, the “Powers That Be” issued the statement that the performers were reimagining a bacchanal, …

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The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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I Know How to Save The Washington Post! Find a New Billionaire Owner Who Doesn’t Care If the Paper is Losing Money!

I know how to save The Washington Post! Just have Jeff Bezos, net worth $196 billion as of June 4, 2024, owner of the newspaper, give it to MacKenzie Scott, net worth $33.3 billion as of June 4, 2024, Mr Bezos’ ex-wife and a noted philanthropist who has no problem in giving away her money. …

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