From Gender Surgeons to Cash Crumbles: Dr. Cashgrab’s Misadventures in Identity Alteration
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave follows the adventures of Dr. Cashgrab as he enriches himself in the growing field of identity alteration.
Political Humor
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
Babydog to Speak at RNC
The good news this weekend is that Babydog will speak at the RNC convention in Milwaukee this week. She is listed on the official program!
The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones
Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.
Food for Fuel-The Snarky Solution to Global Energy Woes
Instead of playing global babysitter and risking our precious national treasure to safeguard hydrocarbon pathways, let’s bring the party home.
Perfumed Prodigies and the Sweet Smell of Medical Missteps
Those wise wizards of medicine, armed with theories that would make you question their sense of smell (or lack thereof), once declared war on water, and the battle for bath time supremacy began.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXII: Is it Ich bin nicht ein Bidener or Ich bin keine Bidener?
Parody As a Weapon Part CXII Is it Ich bin nicht ein Bidener or Ich bin keine Bidener? Last week, in Part CXI, we put the chicken before the egg as we examined the scrambled mess that is the Biden Administration and its fellow travelers. This week we will look again at how the Biden …
When Writers Went on Strike and Refused to Admit AI is Smarter: A Six-Month Comedy of Errors
Fueled by caffeinated paranoia, writers everywhere took to the streets, proclaiming that the end was nigh and their beloved pens were being replaced by heartless algorithms.
Laughing Off Critical Race Theory: Unpacking the Hype and Hypocrisy
CRT may have its supporters, but let’s just say it’s the quirkiest guest at the academic party. It’s time for a good-natured ribbing and some critical thinking about this buzzworthy concept.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Episode 6
An aging, corrupt old fool somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Episode 3
An aging, corrupt old fool somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Episode 2
An aging, corrupt fool somehow becomes President in his basement; every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds.
Ukraine: The Land of Endless Misadventures
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave takes aim at the expenditure of billions of dollars in U.S. support, but without any accountability.
America’s Favorite Pastime: Complaining, Offending, and Embracing the Art of Angry Living
Forget baseball; complaining is the true national sport, and we’ve become so skilled at it that we’ve even managed to turn it into an art form.
Divine Desert Soaker: God Sends Flood to Burning Man Festival to Teach Lessons in Style
In an unexpected turn of events, the Almighty One Himself, God, reportedly cast His divine gaze upon the notorious Burning Man Festival and decided it was high time to unleash a watery catastrophe of biblical proportions.
Satire-When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI
When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI; Scientist’s Project ‘Lucifer’ Reveals Ambitious Attempt to One-Up the Divine Ah, dear readers, prepare yourselves for a tale of unparalleled audacity and a grand display of human brilliance—or so they thought. In a dark corner of the scientific community, a sinister scientist by …
Satire: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: The Wild Ride to Doomsville!
Ladies and gentlemen, saddle up your horses and hold onto your tinfoil hats because it’s time to talk about the four horsemen of the apocalypse! No, not the biblical ones, but their modern-day cousins, wreaking havoc in our world.
Satire: The Great Reset: A Utopian Dream of Owning Nothing and Being Ecstatically Miserable
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave brings his rapier wit to the subject of property rights and their relationship to personal liberty.
Satire: Body-Stacking Founding Fathers-The Revolutionary Response to the Horrors of Democratic Socialism!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave calls upon our great Founding Fathers to help make the point about the true foundations of liberty.