Operation Greenland Freedom: Because Size Matters
The United States has a moral obligation to liberate Greenland from the icy grip of despair. Sure, the 56,000 Greenlanders don’t seem to be asking for help, but what do they know?
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Rodent Control and Just War Theory: The Noble Crusade Against Our Tiny Furry Foes
Rodents are our mortal enemies. With their beady little eyes, twitching noses, and unsettling talent for finding the smallest of food crumbs, they are a threat to humanity’s rightful dominion over the kitchen
Trump Takes Aim: The Golden Crossbow, Kamala’s Hat, and the Greatest Apple Ever Split
Once upon a time in the not-so-distant land of Twitterville, there lived a man named Donald Trump, known far and wide for his remarkable aim with… well, his phone. But this story isn’t about tweets.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXXII
Big Albert Constantine Jr, returns to skewer the politicos of the Windy City with his rapier wit.
Diane Reviews Matt Walsh’s Movie “Am I Racist?”
We laughed until we bawled as Matt’s assistant wheeled his “Uncle Frank” into the “Do The Work” Workshop and placed him in front of the attendees, apparently all white, who had paid money to be told how horrible white people are. Matt told the class that his uncle, 20 years ago, had told a “racist” joke …
The Guardians of Gaia: A Dystopian Vision of Our Future
In a world plagued by environmental crises, a secretive group known as the Guardians of Gaia has emerged, dedicated to protecting the planet at all costs.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol III – Episode 104: Politicians and Information, and Szechuan Beef Noodle Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol III – Episode 103: Endorsements, Campaigns, and Honey Ham and Lentil Soup
Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible
Michigan’s New State Golf Wardens Take Over – Tee-Ranny Begins
In a stroke of what some might call “pure genius” and others might label “absolute absurdity,” the state of Michigan has devised a novel solution to its budget woes.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol III – Episode 102: Guns, Crime, and Bullet Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Volume III – Episode 101: Exploration, Indians, Taxes, and Space Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
A Rose by Any Name: How Society’s Delicate Nose Has Gone Weak
Ah, the rose. Shakespeare told us long ago that “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But in today’s society, it’s not the scent of the rose we’re worried about—it’s the name.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 100: Cattle, Dairy Farms, and Cream of Celery Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 99: Social Media, Collusion, Marxism, and Sopa de Res
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Sensible Cleaning Supplies Control: The New Rallying Cry for Safety
In the land of the free and the home of the brave, nothing says “liberty” like a good ol’ government regulation.
Celebrate WASP Heritage Month
Celebrate WASP Heritage Month: Because We Clearly Don’t Have Enough Celebrations
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 96: Shipping, Over-Regulation, and Thai Boat Noodle Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
Evening Soup with Basement Joe – Vol II – Episode 95: Constitutions, Elections, and Norfolk Dumpling Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat