Trump Signs Executive Order to Deport Illegal Immigrants to Australia: “Worked for the British, Didn’t It?”

In what may be the boldest immigration policy in U.S. history, former President Donald J. Trump has just signed Executive Order 1776, ordering the mass deportation of illegal immigrants to Australia—a plan he claims is “just a little historical throwback to the good old days of the British Empire.”

The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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