A Wynken, Blynken and Nod Bedtime Story (sarc)

During an appearance on the Morning Hustle” radio program, Vice President Kamala Harris was asked to explain the conflict in Ukraine for those who didn’t understand it. Kamala said:

“Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.”

Clarity and brilliance personified in simplicity.

So, what’s with the story about the Polish airplanes? As Kamala enters Warsaw, when asked to explain her mission there she says…

Poland is a country near Russia which is big and powerful.

Poland does not live right next to Russia, but does live next to Ukraine and Belarus, a friend of Russia.

Well, once-upon-a-time, both Russia and Germany agreed to invaded Poland and cut it in half with each taking a half.

It was not a nice thing to do. It hurt Poland and many of its people.

But today, Poland is united, and a member of a group of countries that are friendly with each other.

When Poland saw Russia invade Ukraine, Poland offered to send help to Ukraine.

Poland even offered its airplanes to Ukraine to use as weapons against Russia.

But to do that, Poland needed America to replace those airplanes with American planes.

When asked about this, Blynken, an important man in Nod’s government, said the plane exchange was a very good idea.

Blynken said it was like a streetlight turning from red to green that tells cars to move forward.

But Blynken’s light stayed green for only a short time; not long enough for anything to move.

To the surprise of many in Ukraine, Poland, and America, the airplane exchange matter soon became very confusing.

So, Nod, the most important person in America, sent, guess who?, me!, Wynken, the second most important person in America, to Warsaw to sort it all out.

And, Voilà, here I am! (laughter)

 

Kamala Harris just took dumbing down to a whole new level.

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