A little comedic relief on the weekend to get away from the serious–Parody warning-which means a little tonguery in the cheekery break and some liberal artistic license (not that kind of liberal😊) relief from a serious topic on the infamous Obama’Linsky.
My recent article series to document my hypothesis that Obama knew all of it all along-in spite of Dan Bongino’s belief that much of what happened to Trump with the Russia, Russia, Russia Pee Pee Tape Hoax was happenstance or non-affiliated or disconnected bad actors who had a common goal and motive-inclination-and capability by position that somewhat coalesced into actions that all supported the same end state, but without central choreography-which I believe is implausible and not supported by the facts-despite the lack of the gordian knot breaking equivalent of a Blue Dress-although when Ben Rhodes writes a book and does all manner of interviews bragging about how he and Obama fabricated narratives to sell things like the Iran nuclear deal-we should believe him-he is a blue dress-and come to think of it, he might be the inspiration for Comey’s little self-ego bolstering narrative when he brags about “sending them in” in reference to the Flynn white house ambush-just another example of strange and suspicious things that just seemed to happen under Obama’s leadership-but to see Rhodes in all his fiction spewing splendor-the ease with which he lies is pathological-but take a quick look at this video that has two shameless, integrity free people preening for the public to celebrate their version of Machiavellian idolatry-now don’t torture yourself here, just fast forward to ~about the 3 minute mark as Rhodes gives his version of the Obama apology tour where Obama bowed or genuflected in a way that disgraced his position as the leader of the free world-but Rhodes would have you believe it was mere twitch or head bob-just a polite move because of the height difference-judge for yourself-and I digress-but hence this series of articles-and I should probably pause for a breath here rather than continue to run on since I know how that irritates some dear readers and English majors who want me to back away from the keyboard-stop using these dashes that are misplaced and aren’t enough of a warning that I am going to use them as an excuse to break up streams of consciousness-or just stop and take a breath for Pete’s sake-but 1-who the hell is Pete? And 2-when you are on a roll-you roll, and my favorite form of communication these days is the rarely seen-and never appreciated in the short burst brevity social media style of communicating-the dreaded stream of consciousness mode…They say that people from large families have a tendency to communicate in this style, as they had to compete for time with their older siblings-that’s not my excuse, but my question is, who the heck is “they,” anyway?
All to say that based on my premise, I came to believe Obama warrants an upgrade in my nickname for him from Obama’Linsky-originally awarded because of his mastery of Saul Alinsky tactics-that never failed to guide his communications style-talking civil and appearing amiable to the public-while slapping down McCain at the first opportunity after the election to ensure he was aware that elections have consequences and he needed to assume his subservient role to the “New boss:” notwithstanding that we did get fooled again-he wasn’t the wunderkind-just another nickel and dime politician with a thin resume-thinner than most!
If you look at all the scandals-in the “scandal-free” Obama administration, it struck me that Obama is more like some Teflon Don that nothing sticks to, like some mafioso character. How else do we explain people overlooking all the lies and scandals without calling them out? I only covered the first several at this point in the series, but they are egregious-and if not for an incurious LSMBTG* initially covering for him by not covering him and going into attack dog mode against his perceived enemies, and later carrying Obama and Rhodes fables on behalf of the administration, his reelection would have been problematic.
A statement you should be skeptical about, but imagine on the heels of Holder being held in contempt on Fast and Furious and then Benghazi in September 2012, coupled with the ongoing ACA lies, that the secret Iran negotiations had broken into the news in October 2012 rather than in February 2013? So this is why I upgraded his nickname to Dona’Linsky, while the next parts in the article series are going to walk through how he came to form a Regime Change Band and then deployed it from early 2013 up through 20 January 2017, when some of them left government to continue the band, while many stayed on where they could wreak mass havoc on Trump working inside the wire.
In the face of a pretty radioactive HRC, Obama was the equivalent of the democrat great “white hope” as the first president of color, but moreso the one able to neck out of the pack in the “anybody but HRC, Bush and republicans” election. Much of my series outlines how boldly, loudly, continually and proudly he exaggerated and outright lied to the American people about any and all things big, small, petty, important-all of it.
He gave a choreographed speech to congress on the Affordable Care Act (ACA) arranged to lecture to them about all the great provisions it would contain-with the American people as witness (see-they like it or else they wouldn’t be listening so intently.) His continued lies and exaggerations about the ACA legislation being ramrodded through by democrats-with them spewing nonsense about bi-partisan cooperation (which apparently now meant having a republican in the building while the discussions were ongoing)-when the truth was the dems-who had been given a significant majority as a backlash to republicans and all things Bush-who left office with under a 30% favorability rating, included almost no republican provided content into the emerging “yuge” legislation, so big that it had to be passed in order to read it: one of the greatest tells ever…
Obama’s comments distorting provisions of the ACA was laid on thick, but the lies about coverage not being extended to illegal aliens was too much and he was called out by Representative Joe Wilson who boldly stated “you lie!” All hell broke loose followed by total and universal condemnation on what a “significant breach of protocol and decorum it was” and he was later (September 2009) rebuked for his outburst in the house.
Lost in all the bad press that Wilson called upon himself was the plain truth that Wilson was right-the facts have proven it to be true-in hindsight-but at the time he was apparently the only honest member unable to sit there-be lectured-and lied to by the President of the United States-over something that was going to cost every American who had health care already, dearly.
Do we want our elected officials to call it out when our government boldly lies to us-or not? Obama sprinkled his speech with a number of bald-faced lies-whoppers-to the people who knew it-who had to sit there and take it as if in agreement.
The ACA comments gave us an early indication that he was not bound by any conventions that had heretofore prevailed-like honesty, integrity, respect for the American people, morals, ethics, some type of code of behavior-you know, that ties to founding documents (constitutional scholar.)
In hindsight Wilson’s calling Obama out on his lies might have been celebrated had the American people realized that just about everything about the ACA was based on lies and “weasel logic” like the keep your plan or illegal access. The only way you could keep your plan in the final analysis is if it met the new federal minimum coverage requirements that were crafted into the legislation. Now there is nothing funny about any of this-but let’s just say for the sake of discussion that congress in their infinite and naval gazing wisdom decided to add gender language to any and all federal contracts issued in the future-and of course-if it is good for the future, it is good for the past-so just by chance you have a Veteran’s Assistance Loan for your house-but it uses he or she or some version of “terms that shall not be said” under the new legislation-so you get a notice that your VA loan has to be redone….. Well, that’s kind of what they did with our healthcare. You could keep your plan if it met the new guidelines-but none of them could because nobody in their right mind was going to require a birth control clause in a 60-year old’s health policy coverage-nor cover things like pap smears for men-cause, well, you know the deal….
Obama would later call out the Supreme Court in an unprecedented display of petulance and pettiness at the State of the Union address-he apparently could not control himself-or forgot the “separate but equal nature of the three branches under the constitution”-he might need to add a constitutional scholar to the WH staff (winky, winky)-but his crass call out was so unprecedented (how unprecedented was it?) that it drew a reaction from the normally milquetoast and non-“plussable” Justice Samuel Alito. And who can forget the time when he invited Paul Ryan to the WH under the guise of talking budget and program issues, and then berating Ryan in front of god and everybody, as Ryan sat there taking it like a man as if it was the most natural thing in the world to have a president lay the smack down from his POTUS podium, bully pulpit on those one would think he would be “wooing”-one of my favorite turn of phrase when it comes to the swamp: what a strange approach and technique he exhibited to bi-partisanship-like, “Hey Barack, what’s with the brass knuckles?”
It is no wonder he would suffer unprecedented mid-term losses, have to resort to a pen and phone to get things done, unable to inspire the type of bi-partisanship support we expect and respect in our politicians-but that requires honest dialogue, a willingness to dialogue and compromise. Kings and royalty do not feel obligated or compelled to do such pedestrian acts-mixing with the subjects.
Obama eventually built up a significant bench strength of folks willing to create a narrative-to take the action desired-that knew how to enlist the aid of the LSMBTG* to propagate their messaging-that was so effective that when he later focused that energy and extended it overseas on the ground in fall 2013 to help rabble rouse the citizenry in demonstrations against Ukraine President Yanukovych-employing state Department personnel led by Victoria Nuland and Ukraine Ambassador Pyatt-this was a significant tactical expansion of the same strategic efforts that were underway with the Iran nuclear deal.
With all the flowery and glowing press unleashed in the wake of Yanukovych’s fall from grace in spring 2014, it largely escaped notice in the glare of the celebration of the regime change that the Obama administration had taken an active and leading role in undermining a Putin ally on a strategic Russian flank that was essential to his Arctic energy investments: Putin was at the very least not amused, and many of his actions since Yanukovych fled to Moscow can be explained in light of this event.
But enough with all that serosity and background claptrap, this is a parody article.
With apologies to Gordon Lightfoot, timed to the Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald
The Wretched Mac-Daddy Linsky (title-credit to Bob Stovall)
The legend lives on from big Michael on down,
Of the long-legged Mac-Daddy Linsky
The Linsky its said loves to mess with the head
Of all voters who seek information,
Linsky was the pride of the democrat side,
With a birthplace always in question
As politicians go he was greener than most
With an ego all out of proportion,
His Pastor was bold, oh the stories he told,
But he couldn’t be seen in the daylight,
Linsky tried to hide, all the times he had tried
To pretend he was just an acquaintance
But Linsky came around, he sensed trouble in town,
And he retired to tend to his chickens
He’s in trouble again, now he’s Farrakon’s friend,
But there’s only 1 picture to speak of,
They hide it away, maybe show it someday
When Linsky is done for the season
So it went away, finally saw it today,
And of course, it was for a good reason!
Pelosi’s teeth shake, Schiftys little neck aches,
And they look to the Linsky for guidance
He offers them some, but they’re patently dumb
But it makes for hysterical reading
There’s a problem with Ayers, Linsky says he don’t care,
And oh by the way you’re a racist
If you dare to ask more, they’ll be trouble in store
When I change out the doctors and nurses
Garden Gnome waits, Mad Maxine irritates
Been in the congress forever
Contributions for you, Peloozi’s bidding to do,
the incompetence cycle continues,
Not a good word to say, time for them to go away
And let others come in behind them
The turtle man wakes, it’s time for a debate
The minutes go by just like hours,
He’s steady and calm, lots of snoring going on,
And thoughts wander to resumes and real jobs,
My ankle gave in that’s-my story again
Let the turtle man talk to the lectern!
Schumer goes next-his hyperbole’s the best,
But he forgets what he said only last week,
Back then it was bad, but now he is glad
To pretend like he never opposed it,
Harris comes in-everyone’s laughing again,
She must leave her brain at the office,
Her cackle is fine-but her words are asinine,
Not a serious thought in her noodle,
She’s cackling again, puzzled looks are the trend,
Deciding the issue before her,
With leaders like these it is easy to see
How Linsky emerged in the first place
He’s scheming again and may try the big one,
With a bodacious plan for the ages,
With congressional rage and a quick gender change,
Linsky jumps right back into the business
Linskia’s the name, female gender this time,
As he registers to run for office
The name may well change but the politics the same,
And the wreck of Linskia’s upon us!
There must be a place where the old pols go
When they’re done with the graft and the grifting,
Book writing is in and Netflix features again,
And globalist speeches the best gig,
Linskia did fine, ruined everything this time,
All the sons, the families and daughters!
Max Dribbler
9 April 2022
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Your skills and talent as a writer continue to impress me. Now we can add satirist and poet. Another very fine piece, Max. Special compliments on the lyrics of what I would have to title “The Wretched Mac-Daddy ‘Linsky” to closely match the foot and meter of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
Thanks for reading Bob! Man-that’s a good recommendation-done! I was torn between two songs-liking the start and theme of Led Zeppelin’s “Your Time is Gonna Come” with the great opening and context directly applicable “Lying, cheating, stealing, that’s all you seem to do…” but it is impossibly simple, short stanza and a classic 2:30 focus for radio. I trust you are putting pen to paper yourself? MD