On Friday, December 13, 2024, the imperious career politician Nancy Pelosi (a Democrat from California’s 11th Congressional District for the last 37 years) fell and injured her hip during a taxpayer-funded government publicity trip to Luxembourg. I am *not happy* that the Congresswoman fell and was injured, requiring hip replacement surgery.
I note with some relief that the Congresswoman is alive and receiving far better medical care than you or I ever will.
- Pelosi did not die.Peace will prevail between the United States and Luxembourg. Our nation and Republic cannot afford another costly Democrat-engineered revenge-based sh00ting war in Europe.
- Pelosi did not die.Ergo, she can still engage in illegal and fraudulent insider trading at the expense of us taxpayers in the proletariat.
- Pelosi did not die.That means she still has time to repent of her sins and admit of her obscenely wealthy and offensive lifestyle – even though the statistical probability of admitting her sins is slimmer than a New York supermodel’s ‘heroin chic’ wasteline.
- She did not die.This means that Queen Nancy Pelosi Antoinette still has time to insult Americans by saying that she is above criticism for promoting abortion because she is ‘a good Catholic.’
Mrs. Pelosi will still be able to luxuriate in her gaudy and fashionable San Francisco mansion, equipped with taxpayer-funded Secret Service protection and fortified with fresh $13-per-pint designer ice cream.
Of course, Queen Nancy Pelosi Antoinette *will* eventually be called front-and-center to explain all her sins. And I will not want to ‘be there’ when the hammer comes down on her.
Luke 11: 46 still applies. Almighty God and especially Jesus, the Christ Himself, will not be mocked.
“And Jesus said, “Woe to you also, lawyers! For you load men with burdens hard to bear, and you yourselves do not touch the burdens with one of your fingers.”
– Luke 11:46 (NKJV)
Torleif Sorenson is a technical writer and editor, a lifelong musician, and a United States Air Force veteran.