Donald Trump – Jedi Knight

I know I’m not supposed to be covetous, but I must admit, I’m sinfully envious of Donald Trump’s powers of suggestion. He has Jedi Knight level control over the behavior of the commies Dems. Maybe it’s because – like imperial storm troopers – they’re mental midgets. Oops! Don’t send me to HR. I meant intellectually challenged little radicals.

The Donald can make anyone on the left side of logic do anything he wants them to, simply by suggesting that they do the opposite – no matter how stupid their resistance looks. The beauty of Trump’s mind control is that he doesn’t need to do anything. Mere suggestions do the trick. He can bend his opponents to his will with a simple ALL CAPS Truth Social posting. Now that’s real power.

His most recent demo of his manipulative prowess was provided in Washington D.C. He said he was going to fight crime and voila, the folks that want the federal government to control everything, are demanding that the federal government stay off the streets of the nation’s capital! I did not see that coming. But prior to getting the Dems to loudly support crime, he had already gotten

  • Secular Jews to excuse antisemitism,
  • Gays to support homophobia (i.e. Muslim fundamentalism),
  • Peaceniks to protest ceasefire negotiations,
  • Climate cultists to support dirty factories (as long as they’re in China),
  • Economists to argue foreign entitlement to US jobs,
  • The Chamber of Commerce to endorse falling wages (via illegal immigration),
  • The party of science to demand tampons in boy’s bathrooms,
  • Reparation advocates to defend slavers human traffickers, and
  • Globalists to support taxpayer funded transexual operas in Columbia.

Those are some odd planks in the platform of a party gearing up for a critical election, no? It’s almost as if the Donald has a plan to make the Dems look like mindless fools – and they’re cooperating.

But I think the Donald needs to think bigger, because he could be doing so much more.

Just imagine if President Trump opened every press conference with a request that the media posers join him in a prayer for the safe return of the remaining hostages held by Hamas. The alphabet soup media outlets would howl in outrage, defending Satan’s right – in fact, duty – to inflict a certain level of human suffering.

President Trump also has a State of the Union address coming up in a few months. What if he began his speech by asking everyone present to stand and join him in the Pledge of Allegiance? He could even follow that by asking the Chief Justice to readminister the Presidential oath of office and asking Vice President Vance to do the same for members of Congress present. I don’t know which would be more entertaining: counting the number of Democrats sitting on their hands while scowling like petulant children, or watching San Fran Nan sputter about Donald Trump questioning her patriotism for refusing to reaffirm her loyalty to the country.

But let’s not forget the upcoming midterm election. It’s a season rife with opportunities for weak-mind manipulation. Just image the response if the Donald took to Truth Social on the day before the election, and insisted that it’s everyone’s patriotic duty to beat feet down to the polls on Tuesday – thanking everyone for their “attention to this matter” of course. MAGA would have a MEGA (make elections great again) landslide victory, because the Dems would surely protest by watching Big Bang Theory reruns rather than heading down to the polls as “literally Hitler” suggested. They’ll insist that it’s their right as Americans, to be bad ones. It would be hilarious!

Author Bio: John Green is a retired engineer and political refugee from Minnesota, now residing in Idaho. He spent his career designing complex defense systems, developing high performance organizations, and doing corporate strategic planning. He is a contributor to American ThinkerThe American Spectator, and the American Free News Network. He can be reached at greenjeg@gmail.com.

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