THE DON: Emperors don’t pronounce – they dictate.
PRIME MINISTER MUSK: Money talks … and I’m gonna keep talkin’.
KAMALA HARRIS: I will stop saying “we” need to…. and will actually do….
JOE BIDEN: I am stating unequivocally I am ordering … wait, wait, the teleprompter is out … what am I supposed to say?
ISRAEL: You want a piece of me?
IRAN AND ITS PROXIES: We ain’t got no more pieces to give.
USA: We were, we will be, we still are … great.
CHINA: You might have been, but you ain’t never gonna be … again.
EU: We were, and we know we will never be … again.
RUSSIA: We were … until we invaded Ukraine.
KOREA: We are joining the nuke club … suck it up.
TIAWAN: Let us join … or no more chips.
UNIVERSITIES: We will replace DEI (Destroy Education Internally) with MMM (Merit, Motivation, MAGA).
2025 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE GREATEST:
- a) Era of economic growth and prosperity
- b) Peaceful and war-free age
- c) Stress-free time
- d) All of the above
- e) None of the above
G-D: To the people of my planet Earth: “ (sorry, word limit for this column exceeded).
Chuck Klein, Columnist: American Free News Network
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