There’s a reason Al Capone spent a few years in Alcatraz for tax evasion – money is harder to hide than bodies. Any thug can take a few bucks from someone weaker. But when used, money leaves a trail. The key to criminal success is making ill-gotten booty look like it’s not ill gotten. That’s way easier said than done.
Which brings me to the Democrat party’s current woes. It is a political organization in the same sense that Tony Soprano was a garbage collector. In both cases, their organizations are or were merely tools to fleece the public. But as noted above, stolen money must be laundered to be useful. One can’t attract the attention of the taxman, while spending money one shouldn’t have – without acquiring an unwashed roommate with “flexible” sexual preferences that is. The cash from a criminal enterprise must appear legit, or it’s worthless.
In the Netflix series Ozark, white-collar criminal Marty Byrde solves that problem by maintaining the appearance of middle-class normalcy, while methodically laundering money for a vicious drug enterprise – the Navarro Cartel. In the program, Marty funnels truckloads of cash through front companies, casinos, and foreign accounts, until its origin is a complete mystery – as in, can’t be tied to drug trafficking. Only then can the cartel use it for boats, planes, mansions, and payoffs without attracting the unwanted attention of law enforcement. But if you substitute “Democrat party” for “Navarro Cartel,” Ozark could be the story of the Donkey party’s approach to financial solvency.
Tulsi Gabbard recently learned that hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars, were being sent to Ukraine as green energy grants. But the money didn’t build windmills or solar farms. The Ukrainians planned to send it back to America, and launder it through a maze of NGOs, to eventually land back in the control of the Democrat party. The Dems would then use our hard-earned money to fund Joe Biden’s reelection campaign, and probably the First Son’s “ho and blow” habit. That Hunter Biden (D-Hazelden) was pals with the Ukrainians was just a coincidence – wink, wink.
We’ve also recently learned (or is it leared?) that Somalian scam artists in Minnesota profited from taxpayer grants for medical care, day care, and children’s meals – none of which were ever provided. The Trump administration is still trying to tally up the losses, but it could exceed 9 billion bucks! And here’s the kicker: those same Somalian criminals were making campaign contributions to Minnesota AG Keith Ellison (D-Nation of Islam), who was caught on tape promising to run legal interference for the crooks. (For more on Ellison’s “favors for contributions” enterprise, read this.) The Minnesota branch of the Democrat cartel uses a slightly different approach to money laundering than the Marty Byrde system, but it works fairly well for a while, if you have a state Attorney General in your pocket on your side. However, the scheme starts to look kinda juvenile when a 20ish podcaster starts knocking on doors with a camera and asking questions.
The list of suspicious democrat interactions with money is almost endless:
- DOGE uncovered a mountain of government grants from USAID, funding non-profits, which secretly funneled campaign contributions back to Democrat party operatives. It was the classic Marty Byrde scheme – which was designed to fool humans, not AI engines – much to their chagrin.
- San Fran Nan (D-Tent City) amassed something north of a quarter of a billion bucks of personal wealth, by outperforming the world’s best investors. Supposedly there’s no link between her wealth and the fact that she and her husband made it while trading on companies which she regulated.
- Robert Menendez (D-Boardwalk Empire) was convicted after investigators discovered gold bars hidden in his sock drawer, with no accompanying 1099 forms. He should have taken notes watching Ozark. Instead, he’s spending a few years behind bars, learning group showering etiquette.
- Ilhan Omar’s (D-Northern Somalia) net worth surged 3,500 percent in one year, to over 30 million bucks. On a salary of $174K per year, the math seems suspicious to me.
- Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-Hanging Chad Land) has been indicted for embezzling 5 million dollars of FEMA funding, and laundering it through family members, for use on bling and campaign expenses. She screwed up when she started sporting jewelry she couldn’t afford on a government paycheck. A criminal’s downfall is always her spending.
- Power Forward Communities went from an almost empty bank account, to a 2-billion-dollar grant, just after making Stacy Abrams (D-Federation of Planets) one of its leaders. I wonder how much of our money she got as her taste?
- And of course, the financial shenanigans of the Clintons (D-Epstein Island) and Bidens (D-La-la Land) are too numerous to cover in any article shorter than War and Peace.
Can we finally admit the obvious? The Democrat party isn’t a political organization competing to represent the American people. It is a crime syndicate, using a political party to loot Americans on a scale that makes the Sinaloa Cartel look like pikers.
Our country has amassed an astronomical $39T of debt. [I had to use a “T” because the required number of zeros didn’t fit on one line.] Given what we’ve learned in the last year, would it surprise anyone if much of that mountain of cash landed in the hands of Democrat party launderers operators: foundations, non-profits, NGOs, politicians, propagandists, and such?
Suddenly it makes perfect sense that the Dems freaked out when DOGE started following the money – something they didn’t think anyone would or could do. But Elon Musk and his merry band of AI jocks turned out to be quite adept at unraveling the maze of money transfers that took taxpayer funds and illegally transferred much of it back to campaign and personal coffers, after siphoning off an appropriate taste processing fee of course.
For as long as I can remember, the Dems have had an almost insurmountable funding advantage over Republicans – which they’ve used to mobilize radicals and gaslight voters. But for the first time in decades, the Dems are going into a campaign season with less cash than their opponents, and a mountain of debt left in the wake of the Kamala Harris train wreck. Is it possible their financial woes are tied to the exposure of their NGO money laundering complex?
If so, it makes perfect sense that Donald Trump gaining control over federal law enforcement caused the radical left to fly into a blind panic – resisting everything he does. He isn’t just a political neophyte who ran for office to do the unthinkable – serve Americans. He’s also someone who has never benefited from the Washington graft. The syndicate can’t blackmail him, and that terrifies them more than the wrath of voters. It’s better to get booted out of office than marched into prison. Just ask Bob (D- LSCI Allenwood).
Author Bio: John Green is a political refugee who escaped Minnesota, writes for The American Free News Network, and is a state content writer for Convention of States Action. He is an engineer with 40+ years of experience in systems and organizational development. He can be reached at greenjeg@gmail.com.
This article appeared previously at American Thinker.
Author Bio: John Green is a political refugee from Minnesota, now residing in Idaho. He has written for American Thinker, The American Spectator, Convention of States Action, and American Free News Network. He can be reached at greenjeg@gmail.com.
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