Parody As a Weapon Part XL

 

Previously in Part XXXIX, we strayed from the realm of song parody, as took the tour of significant spots of Joe Biden’s life in Delaware. This week, we will detour back to the land of song parody, as we examine Biden and the left’s exploitation of the latest tragedies wrought by the evil and crazy by blaming the tool instead of the fool or ghoul.

Semi-automatic firearms with detachable magazines have been available in commercial mass marketing and military surplus sales for the last century. Nonetheless, it has been less than a half century since the phenomenon of mass school shootings began to draw the attention of the national media. Of course, in the 1970s, when Joe Biden began his political career, such incidents were memorialized in new wave rock songs that asked “Why?” and focused on the killer, though the effect of the adoption of the progressive agenda in schools was never really explored in art or scholarship.

Oddly enough, the prohibition of prayer in public schools, the proliferation of psychiatric medication of children and the explosion of children being raised in single parent households also coincides with the development of an increased cohort of students willing to commit mass murder in their current or former educational institutions. Also rarely mentioned is that fact that the lion’s share of firearms-related deaths of those under the age of 18 does not occur at the hands of a deranged youth with an AR-15 mowing down students in a classroom, but is the result of criminal gang shootings, often involving multiple mutual participants.

Meanwhile, the owners of millions of semi-automatic magazine-fed rifles continue to protect their communities, homes, businesses, farms and ranches from the threats posed by man and nature. Some of these are scary looking black rifles, even in their civilian variants.

Of course, Joe Biden himself has a mixed record on long guns and how to use them to scare others in response to any potential trouble. While he was Vice-President, in 2013 Biden reported that he suggested to his wife that she pre-emptively fire shotgun blasts out of her door whenever she felt threatened. During their 2008 campaign together on the presidential ticket, Biden himself alluded to the problems he would have with Barack Obama should his running mate ever try to take away his Beretta shotgun.

A focused observer might conclude that Joe Biden is full of malarkey, not only about firearms, but on almost any issue about which he chooses to speak. If it wasn’t for nonsense, Joe Biden would never make any sense at all.

In order to draw attention to this quality, I have borrowed a nonsense song written in the 1970s by Warren Zevon. The lyrics of “Werewolves of London” might largely be metaphorical, but really just seem to be an excuse to howl at the moon. Since howling at the moon is as effective in preventing future mass murder as most leftist firearms legislation is, it seems appropriate to use this tune to mock Joe Biden, and remember why Americans choose to arm themselves well (a quality many in Eastern Europe currently wish they could emulate).

 

I saw a man with an AR 15 in his hand
Walking through the streets of the city not quiet
He was going to the rooftop of his Korean store
For to protect it from the riot

Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo

You hear wild boars rooting round your rural home
They might cause a scene
Unless you got a lot of hollow points
In a 30 round magazine

Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo

He’s a sharecropper of old, that an angry klan mob told
Here’s a cross that we have set on fire
His M 1 carbine does the job, and he holds off the lynch mob
And his fellow men inspire

Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Ah-hoo

Well, I saw Joe Biden talking with his wife
had a Beretta Over/Under
He told Doctor Jill just stick it out the door
and make both barrels thunder
I saw a journo lookin’ at a Bushmaster at Cabela’s
His face was frightened

Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands
Hey scare folks
Ah-hoo, scary guns in free hands

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