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JOIN DHS: ENFORCE THE LAW, GET HATED AND SPIT ON, STARTING AT $50,420

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You want a career with adventure? DHS can send you to “beautiful locations.” And by “beautiful locations,” I mean the kind of places where people scream in your face while filming you vertically like they’re making an audition tape for America’s Next Professional Victim.

Living Behind Enemy Lines, Tale #64: Seattleites Give Off A Strange Vibe

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Living Behind Enemy Lines, Tale #64: Seattleites Give Off A Strange Vibe

My manicurist, Monica, told me she could spot Seattleites the minute she saw them. “They give off a vibe,” she said. She was seeing more & more Seattleites since a strange, expensive “campground” opened up nearby.