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War, oh sweet war! It’s the gift that keeps on giving, especially when it comes to profits. I mean, who needs peace and stability when you can have endless conflict and chaos? The military-industrial complex is having a field day, and they’re not just popping champagne corks; they’re building mansions with golden turrets and private airstrips.
In the good ol’ U.S. of A, the folks who make the fun toys for war are having a grand time. They’re working overtime, and their annual bonuses are so massive they could probably buy a small country. Who needs job security when you can have job exhilaration? It’s like a never-ending fireworks show, with each explosion accompanied by a cash register sound effect – cha-ching!
And let’s not forget the military-industrial complex, that well-oiled machine of war profiteering. They’re not just in it for the fun of it; they’re serious about their business. With a cool $2 billion a year spent on campaign contributions, they’re seeing a fantastic return on their lobbying investment. It’s like they’re playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly, and they own the entire board. Boardwalk, Park Place, and even Baltic Avenue, it’s all theirs.
But, wait, there’s more! War is now officially great for the environment. You see, the war in Ukraine may have killed half a million people, but hey, that’s half a million fewer looters and polluters wrecking the planet with climate change. It’s like Mother Nature’s twisted version of population control. Who needs emissions regulations when you can have good old-fashioned explosions instead?
So, there you have it, folks. War isn’t just a means to an end; it’s the new American way! Who needs boring peace and prosperity when you can have war and wealth? It’s like a twisted fairy tale where the villains win, and the heroes… well, they’re probably too busy counting their war profits to notice.
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