Howard Zinn: Patron Saint of the Perpetually Offended

Howard Zinn wasn’t a historian. He was a bitter activist with a word processor and a grudge against Western Civilization.

His so-called People’s History wasn’t an attempt to tell the “untold” story of America — it was a slow-motion academic drive-by, spraying half-truths and outright lies into every classroom foolish enough to adopt his garbage.

Zinn’s America is a cartoon villain: a nation built exclusively on genocide, slavery, and oppression, with no heroes, no redemption, and no reason to exist except as a cautionary tale.

He didn’t just rewrite history — he gaslighted it, weaponized it, and sold it as a “moral education” to kids too young to know they were being brainwashed.

The result?

An entire generation raised to hate their own country while sipping Starbucks and tweeting about oppression from their $1,200 iPhones.

They don’t know who Madison was, but they sure can parrot Zinn’s Marxist drivel about how America was “evil from the start.”

Howard Zinn didn’t teach students to think.

He taught them to despise, demand, and destroy.

A real historian uncovers complexity.

Zinn flattened it into cheap outrage and called it virtue.

Congratulations, Howard — you didn’t just poison a generation.

You built an army of entitled, angry, historically illiterate wrecking balls — and you called it “education.”