Political Parody As a Weapon, Part LVII. Two Words- Joe Biden Counts!
Previously, in Part LVI of Political Parody As a Weapon, we waded through the sea of heartbreak where Stacey Abrams was adrift with her fetal heartbeat denial. This week, we mock in song parody once again that which can’t be denied, i.e. that the current occupant of the White House is cognitively impaired.
Earlier in October, Biden visited the plant of a Swedish auto manufacturer that was located in Hagerstown, MD, while touting his “Made in America” policy. Of course, since Biden has never been able to open his mouth without inserting his own foot, he displayed a certain mathematical ineptitude when his word count of the phrase “Made in America” came up short.
Of course, this is not the first time that Joe Biden’s mouth worked faster than his ability to do arithmetic. While serving as Barack Obama’s vice-president, Biden decided to go off script and describe an administration policy as a three letter word: J-O-B-S.
Of course, Biden was the subject of parody then just as he is the subject of parody now. Ironically, when Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) parodied the latest gaffe, the left demonstrated how the standards they hold for their opposition never apply to their own leadership.
The relationship between Joe Biden’s inability to count letters and words seems to mesh with his administration’s inability to manage policies that promote recovery in the economy. His inability to distinguish between who is alive and who is dead certainly causes concern regarding his capability to craft a foreign policy that protects Americans from attacks, but is not atypical of democrat politicians and election officials, at least when the time comes to harvest and count ballots.
In Biden’s case, this lack of mathematical aptitude cannot be shifted onto the public education system, as Biden’s primary and secondary education was in private and parochial schools. Unfortunately for all Americans, though, including the “poor ones”, to the extent that Biden is representative of the control group he references in this earlier statement, being “just as smart as” any group in which Joe Biden has membership is cold comfort indeed.
As he was born in 1942, Joe Biden slightly pre-dates the Baby Boom generation, and the Barbie doll that was developed and trademarked as that cohort came of age in the 1950s. Still, he does seem to share a characteristic with the 1990s version of Teen Barbie, who drew controversy when she proclaimed that math class is tough.
Arithmetic was not always considered difficult, though. When pop musician Len Barry was at his peak in the 1960s, he had a hit song noting the simplicity of counting. Apparently it was not on Joe Biden’s playlist in college (or on the playlist from the person whose work he was copying from at that time). But, I have borrowed the tune and the concept embodied in it to memorialize this latest Biden math problem:
1-2-3
Math once elementary
Not for Joe B.
C’mon, man not a joke
Not easy (Not so easy)
Like counting (Like counting) for Joe Biden
A-B-C (A-B-C)
Starting on Day One he trashed our
Economy (Economy)
C’mon, man not a joke
Not easy (Not so easy)
Like counting (Like counting) for Joe Biden
Lately, there’s nothing smart about Joe
Basically, he screws it all up
The worst part is he’s always been like this
Even back when dueling Corn Pop
1-2-3
1-2-3
Not easy (Not so easy)
Like counting (Like counting) for Joe Biden
One and one are two (One and one are two)
But not if Joe and the left can
Take both from you (Take both from you)
Don’t let ‘em try it
Not easy (Not so easy)
Like counting (Like counting) for Joe Biden
1-2-3 (1-2-3)
Next it’s biology
Man has baby (Man has baby)
C’mon, man not a joke
Not easy
(1-2-3)
No longer elementary
#Parody #Ridicule #Alinsky #Biden
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There is no question that China Joe is impaired.
But how much of the current mess is due to his impairment versus his general stupidity that has been on display since he was elected to the Senate?
It also seems that the Obama gang that is running China Joe uses Joey’s mental problems/stupidity as a means to implement their program to Make America Weak Again, and let China Joe take the blame.
Between China, the Soros-Steyer-Schwab Axis of Evil and the Hate America First side of the Democratic Party, you do have to admit he IS a perfect pawn for all of their agendas–and I suspect some of the inconsistency and incoherence is different puppetmasters trying to tug his strings for their own divergent agendas at different times, vaguely reminiscent of how the various factions in Nazi Berlin did the same with Hitler.
At the end, he is still just a pawn though, and as soon as his usefulness is at an end or he becomes more liability than he’s worth you know they’ll throw him under the bus with a Pawn Sacrifice (I still expect a 25A as soon as they can pull the abscessed tooth that is Harris and get the RINOcucks to agree to a “moderate” Establishment Dem replacement) trying to leverage themselves a better position.
Like Lee Harvey Oswald, Joe makes an excellent “patsy” or “fall guy”
Joe has always been a serial liar. His advancing dementia makes it harder for him to remember his lies, or temper them in any way.
Being a good liar requires an excellent memory and His Fraudulency fails on both counts.
As to Len Barry and 1-2-3, Snap!
Merci Beaucoup.
It’s amazing how this song made a good parody, when I was expecting the Vietnam Song from Country Joe MacDonald.
Bin, the Fetterwoman branded name, being more like Country Joe, deep down inside, the cowardly part and all that, is better parodied by someone who could write such good lyrics and make math so easy, like yours. Country Joe only knew what the 1,2,3 part was, because he could barely count, like Bin.
Who needs to count, when you’re in love, like Len sang? I liked that song.
Actually, that’s an excellent suggestion that I might be able to work up the next time Joe does a numbers gaffe. Thanks.