Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVI; Maybe I know that Lia’s cheating, maybe I know that Lia’s a boy- the sport he’ll destroy.
Last week, in Part XCV, there was an examination of the story making the rounds of the Biden administration brushing off the investigation of the devil’s dandruff left behind in the White House. This week, we will mock an obnoxious virtue- signaling jerk from the US Women’s Soccer Team who can’t go off into retirement quickly enough.
As this weekend approached, the first matches of the FIFA Women’s World Cup began down under. The FIFA organization has in the past proven to be so corrupt that even Peter Steele could corroborate it without falsely inserting lies and innuendo. The US soccer team will again include the America- hating troll Megan Rapinoe, who has announced that she will be retiring after this season.
While the prospect of less exposure to Megan Rapinoe is welcome news, the loud- mouthed hypocrite could not allow the positive message to be delivered without including more of the woke propaganda that she has spewed throughout her time in the public eye. Among the inanities attributed to her was that comedian Dave Chappelle’s jokes were responsible for violence against transsexuals and transvestites (Chappelle had essentially remarked that artificially constructed female genitalia was to the naturally developed woman’s sex organs as the plant-based Impossible Whopper was to the original Burger King sandwich with a hamburger patty, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and condiments). The diminutive divider went on to welcome the idea of transgender woman onto the soccer team that she was retiring from, and wouldn’t have to deal with the difficulties that accompany such circumstances.
Also ignored by spouter of left wing talking points was her team’s own history in cross gender play, as the US Women’s National Team was famously defeated 5 to 2 in a scrimmage in against a team of Dallas boys under the age of 15 in 2017. The erstwhile failed sandwich spokesperson (whose Subway commercial actually featured violence she inflicted on those whose lunch orders did not meet her standards) did not seem to be aware of how the participation of those who went through male puberty might have advantages competing against those who did not, claiming “show me all the trans people who are nefariously taking advantage of being trans in sports. It’s just not happening.” Apparently, the loquacious know- it- all does not know of William “Lia” Thomas’s achievements in College Women’s Swimming in 2022. Rapinoe has been challenged by the actual female college swimmer Riley Gaines, whose championship was usurped by an “Antifa Super Soldier” pretending to be a woman.
Lest anyone mistake the disdain directed at Rapinoe as predicated by her orientation as a lesbian, nothing could be further from the truth. It is instead her outspoken anti-American ignorance and hypocrisy that provokes such a negative reaction.
As a sign of good faith to those in the LGBTQ+ community who don’t hate America or support biological males participating in women’s sports, I will borrow a tune from a lesbian who had a rather successful career in the pop music in the 1960s, mostly singing about her difficulty with boys. Lesley Gore had her first hit with “It’s My Party” and it’s follow up “Judy’s Turn to Cry”. Her dramatic rendition of “You Don’t Own Me” was an early feminist anthem, as well.
Still, it will be one of her lesser known tunes entitled “That’s the Way Boys Are” that described the bad behavior of some boys that will be put to use today, to mock what happens when some bad boys pretend to be girls.
Well the US Women’s team had a scrimmage in 2017
And they played a Dallas club all boys under age fifteen
As the whole world did see
Those boys won Five to Three
‘Cause that’s the way boys play
That’s the way boys play
Well most boys play rough, fast and strong because they produce testosterone
And the ladies aren’t the same so they have leagues of their own But there’s some who don’t know it
But their genitals show it
‘Cause that’s the way boys play
That’s the way boys play
Oh, some boys want to play the girls
You can’t let them be
And soon they’re in the locker room
With junk for all to see
The girl’s swim team at Penn
It’s not for women anymore
There was a boy name of Will then Lia
And they let him in the door
Well he swam fast the pool’s length
‘Cause he had a man’s strength
That’s the way boys play
Yes, that’s the way boys play
They don’t say him
Well now, that’s the way boys play
I said that’s the way boys play
#Parody #Ridicule #Alinsky
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