Christmas 2024

Twas shortly before Christmas that

Santa became distraught when he realized

his eight tiny reindeer finally

needed to be retired or subsidized

He went to St. Joe and Mother Kamala

Who promised a timely solution;

It seemed clear to them it must be

Something that did not create pollution.

Though the eight tiny EV Reindeer worked

And the battery-powered rig was fast;

But covering the world in a single night,

Sadly, the juice just would not last.

Now, with time running out, Santa

Turned to The Don who appointed

The master of engineering

And quickly Sir Elon was anointed.

For old Joe and keep-up-the-losing-fight Kamala,

They honorably choked down a very bitter pill;

As Santa roared out-of-sight they heard him say,

“Merry Christmas to all and to all drill baby, drill”.

Oh yeah, Santa’s ecstasy was not only for the

Salvaged Christmas that was very complex

Or that technology had saved the day,

But for the thrill of his rocket-powered … Sleigh-X

Chuck Klein, Columnist: American Free News Network

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