What does one do with useful grifters who’ve lost their utility? The Democrats frankenize them. It’s like ostracizing without the pomp and ceremony. If you’re unfamiliar with the process, you can watch it play out on the Clintons over the next few months.
Frankenizing became a thing during the good ole days of “me too.” It was an era of national insanity, in which every Hollywood starlet wannabe with two X chromosomes, insisted she was a victim of toxic masculinity after taking her clothes off to land a part. The Dems demanded that we believe every woman’s tale of harassment – regardless of how improbable.
Were some of the claims true? Undoubtedly. But when the Dems marched Chistine Blasey Ford into a Senate confirmation hearing to spin a tall tale about Brett Kavanaugh, most of us figured out that “me too” was more about the narrative than the truth.
But that wasn’t stopping the Dems from trying to tag Donald Trump as a sexual predator for observing something that has been true for eons. The Washington Post leaked that he had told an Access Hollywood host that some women prefer men of means (i.e. they’ll put out for money). The Dems seemed to think that the Donald stating the obvious, would end his presidential career – if they could make indelicate comments as a uniquely Republican vice.
But Saturday Night Live alumnus and Senate court jester from Minnesota, Al Franken, blew up their narrative. He decided to test the Trumpism, but to his chagrin learned that “some women” is not “all women.”
When America found out that Franken was handsier with other men’s wives than gropey Joe was with six-year-old girls, it made it exceedingly hard to keep the “sexual deviant” spotlight on the Donald. So, the useful grifter idiot from the land of 10,000 rioters mostly peaceful protesters had become a liability and had to go. Senator “Smiley” was forced to resign, and then was “disappeared” by his party. Senator Al Franken had been frankenized.
You see, to commie pinkos Democrats, people are not precious children of God. They are pawns – whose only value is in advancing the cause, but are otherwise disposable. Look what the Dems did to President “Stumbles” when he tried to campaign past his “sell by” date. He became useless, so they frankenized him without the slightest hint of loyalty or remorse.
Unlike Joe Biden, the Clintons thought they were immune from the procedure – that is until Jeffery Epstein raised his demented departed head, and Karma made a surprise visit.
After months of Democrat hectoring to release the Epstein documents, AG Bondi did the unthinkable – she did it. With millions of pages of evidence, gossip, and innuendo made public, more than a few people wish the Epstein saga had been allowed to fade into history – some of them innocent, but many probably not.
It seems Whoopi Goldberg allegedly asked the pedophile for a favor, which he declined. I wonder if he got his foot massage before explaining that The View’s queen of legal exposure was outside his age range for gratuities?
We now know that a Norwegian Princess can have lower companionship standards than a feminist studies professor who hasn’t had a date since she shaved her head.
We even know that Jeffery thought a certain billionaire may have given his wife the clap, after discussing the virtues of charitable giving with the financier. It’s not clear what the connection is between sexually transmitted diseases and donation lobbying. Perhaps the meeting was held in a “wet market.”
And we know that our Oval Office connoisseur of interns knew the executive match-maker better than he had previously admitted. Flight manifests prove that “Slick Willy” logged enough frequent flier miles on the “Lolita Express” for lifetime complimentary cocktails.
The DoJ releases have also revealed that AG Bondi has a mean girl streak we were unaware of. She traumatized the nation by releasing the Epstein photo album. I now have an image permanently branded onto my retinas, of our “man child” from Arkansas in a hot tub with “not his wife.” Admittedly, the ocular burn would have been far more severe if she had been his wife, but it was still something one cannot unsee.
The Epstein disclosures mean that the time has come for Bill and Hill to be frankenized. In a party of virtue signalers, you can’t signal virtue while photos are circulating of you getting a neck rub from a minor (allegedly) while yukking it up with a pedophile (provable).
As for Hillary, she’s the worst possible party operator – a chronic loser.
- She lost her self-respect in 1975 when she married Bill.
- She lost the party nomination, to a political neophyte in 2008.
- She lost the presidency, to “literally Hitler” in 2016
She was blessed with limitless opportunities, beatable opponents, a fawning press, mountains of cash, and soaring polling … and still lost. Hence, “loser” not “useful.”
The grifters from Arkansas are now under congressional subpoena. Congress would like Bill to parse a few words about his time on predator island, and they’d like to give Hillary another chance to “stand by her man.”
Naturally, Bill and Hill are dodging the subpoenas, but even 9 Democrats voted to hold Bill in contempt for playing the “my calendar’s too full” game.
As their testimony nears, the white trash contingent of Chappaqua is hoping its allies will defend the “Clintons are above the law” penumbra in the Constitution. But much to their surprise, nobody’s taking their calls. Their commie pals aren’t beating feet to CNN to scream “it’s only sex!” They’re feigning ignorance and saying, “Bill who?”
Perhaps the surest sign that the frankenization of the Clintons is underway, was provided by Politico. It quotes a highly placed (but anonymous) Democrat as saying:
What is the political usefulness of the Clintons these days? We all just got behind Epstein transparency because it made Trump uncomfortable. What are we going to say now? Everyone must answer for this but the Clintons?
I can answer his first question. The Clintons are more politically useful as sacrifices for – rather than high priests of – the kingdom of leftism. So, they’re being laid out on a stone alter for gutting – just like Al Franken and Joe Biden before them. The Dems are simply waiting for the Sun to reach its zenith, for maximum visibility to Woke, the god of Hell on Earth.
It took a few decades, but the Clintons will be joining an exclusive club for the formerly powerful, whom both parties would prefer to forget. Bill and Hill are about to be initiated into their private Inferno on Earth. It’s a place of great wailing and gnashing of teeth – a club called “Irrelevance.”
This article appeared previously at American Thinker.
Author Bio: John Green is a political refugee from Minnesota, now residing in Idaho. He has written for American Thinker, The American Spectator, Convention of States Action, and American Free News Network. He can be reached at greenjeg@gmail.com.
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