Second Release By the Dona’Linsky Regime Change Band

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A little comedic relief on the weekend to get away from the serious–Parody warning-which means a little tonguery in the cheekery break and some liberal artistic license (not that kind of liberal😊) relief from a serious topic on the infamous Dona’Linsky.

I had a decent parody song but the more thought I gave to it-so in the next crucial minute that constitutes my attention span (what was I saying?😊)-it struck me that this is a serious topic and what better way to highlight a point I’ve been belaboring in many of my article series-Clouseau, Globalist Folly, Dona’Linsky, LSMBTG, LBTGQMOUSE+ Decoder Series, Military, Election Irregularities, etc., than to go with a much more serious-not quite serious parody version of parody mimicking life as represented by one theme that made a comedian rich and famous-while it lasted-Jeff Foxworthy’s “Redneck” schtick.

Of course, in today’s environment with more serious journalismers, the LSMBTG, woke, gender confused-myopic-slut shaming-COVID mask wearing while alone in their own cars (protecting themselves-from themselves (so confusing,)) you have to be careful calling attention to the comedic prowess of Jeff Foxworthy because anyone that obsessed with such a serious topic must be a white supremacist. I mean, who spends all that time thinking about rednecks-its just a huge tell. Does he wear cowboy boots? Does he speak with somewhat of a southern accent (dead giveaway, except when its vernacular adopted by politicians-like HRC, or Chameleon Harris-then it’s sincerity itself and flattery on the listeners graced with their presence. Well, that is unless tried in Paris where they laughed because they thought she was spoofing the little guy from Fantasy Island “the plane, the plane.” Like, hey she has a better sense of humor than we thought or were told-until somebody dopped the colloquial that actually got them laughing at her-“C’est de la looney”-this is crazy talk-accompanied by the display of polite smiles and teeth-Je mours d’ici (I’m dieing over here….) We started out with Benjamin Franklin and now we are sending over Willie Brown’s mentee..

With the topic before us related to the ongoing series of the Dona’Linksy Regime Change Brand, it was a short mental leap for a simple Army person to start thinking through the inexplicable and torturous lengths people have gone to maintain the propaganda veneer of the Obama administration as the (cue the Garret Morris Saturday Night Live for the hard of hearing schtick) “most scandal free administration in United States history” (close with the famous howling cuckoo bird governor from Vermont-yahhhh!) While a gaslighting or Pretzel Logic theme would fit well, lets see how this works…and this is fun-too easy-and good exercise for the aged (feel free to add your own below.)

You might be a Dona’linsky fanboy-lefty democrat-card-carrying member of the swamp or LSMBTG (but I repeat myself) if:

  • If you believe that anyone kept their doctor, kept their plan, and saved $2500 dollars, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think Fast and Furious was a great idea until republicans found out about it, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is OK for a president-who has invoked the SGT Schultz defense about Fast and Furious-but then exerts Executive Privilege to prevent documents he didn’t know about from being released to congress, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is okay for the LSMBTG to worm hole a picture showing candidate Obama yukking it up with Louis Farrakhan and crew until after he leaves office, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you believe that a candidate who attended the same church with the same pastor for twenty years but never noticed hateful comments against America until they were pointed out by the LSMBTG, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is okay for a presidential candidate to maintain a bio note stating he was born in Kenya on a website promoting his book for nearly a decade-only to remove it mere weeks before announcing his candidacy-and then act like people are bigots for asking about it-you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is okay for the LSMBTG to “birther shame” people alarmed by the above to question, who demand to see a birth certificate, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think providing an out of focus, poor picture of a birth certificate that fails to provide a clear view of the seal and certification answers the mail, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think there is nothing unusual in a candidate having information about his college days and past hidden behind legal devices to protect against FOIAs, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think having a presidential candidate abandon upon their election a core issue important to many that he provided more waffles on during the campaign than the actual house, where we discovered his true position shortly after the DOJ did not show up in court for the Defense of Marriage Act is okay, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it was okay for an Obama administration government senior executive service IRS employee to plead the fifth when asked about routine matters involving operations in the IRS Division she was responsible for running, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is okay for the new president to dismiss the ideas of the recently defeated opposition party candidate in a very public way with the startling news that “elections have consequences,” you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think that believing there are only two biological sexes and that anything that amplifies that fact is a subset category to it-not an addition or additive element (1+1=2 sexes,) while 1 sex believing they are a fish, cat, dog or transapomorhic mutated alien earth life form comes under the two biological category’s and does not make it “3”-so pick one-male, female or pretend I’m confused and don’t have a winky or a place for a winky, so an transapomorphic mutated alien earth life form Male sub other or female sub other-is some type of “phobic ism,” you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is perfectly normal for a schoolteacher to be talking to school children under the age of -16-or whatever age-about sexually related topics, their lifestyles, alternative pronouns, myriad gender choices, their experiences, while encouraging them not to tell anyone, you might be a Dona’linsky fan boy.
  • If you always aspired to be a teacher but think that teaching is a great way to find friends-or at least a captive audience-who you can regale with tales of your personal life paddle boarding with your significant other who is a transopomorphic alien life form who you consider your life partner-grow up, psychiatrist “up”-get your schift and your head together and don’t come to my county to teach you Dona’linksy fan boy you-as you will get charges pressed against you. 
  • If you think there are as many US States and genders as the ingredients in a steak sauce (57,) you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it’s a clever argument that you are teaching my grandkids that there may be biological sexes, but we should not assign gender since it can be picked, you are not only insane-but it disqualifies you from being exposed (double entendre intended) to children in general-if you start this line of discussion you should be arrested and tested for mental disorders and depravity, and you are definitely an Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is a good idea to have the IRS act like some gestapo element to fine people who had perfectly good health care plans until the government declared they didn’t, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it makes sense for the Veteran’s Administration to send an annual verification that retired military have qualifying health coverage under the VA as a result of their retirement benefits and they meet the federal government mandate requirements-so you are good to go for the ACA for tax purposes-you and that total waste of time, money and energy piss me off, even if it only costs 10 million dollars-and you are definitely a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is a good thing when our supreme court makes up policy in order to suck up to the executive branch they are supposed to be a co-equal, independent part of government with, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it’s comforting for a president to declare that rather than working with congress-they who are responsible for legislation and laws-he will rule by pen and a phone like some Lord Fauntroy, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you cheered on Lord Fauntroy as he cockily lectured on the things he could not do-and then did them anyway-like DACA-somehow thinking in the moment he might be, like man, president for life, man, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think it is okay for people who know little to nothing about business-politicians-to pick winners and losers in the commercial sector-auto dealerships, solar production, green energy firms, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you still think shovel ready projects was a cool and gitchy slogan that was simply before its time, rather than the description I apply to my donkey pen, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you bought into the green energy nonsense and think the government has thought through how you are going to survive when the wind doesn’t blow and its nighttime (no wind, no solar-refrigerator, heater, AC no worky, Homer) and while the great green policy has a proverbial 1000 straws drinking from every glass in a pinch, you might be a Dona’linsky fanboy or a potential ice cube this winter-or end up with a bunch of bad milk, beef and “stuff” (see Texas freeze, February 2019 for details.)
  • If you think LTG Michael Flynn-GEN David Petraeus or any of us who served in the US Army or military over the last five decades could possibly be Russian supporters, sympathizers or fan boys, you qualify for a free ass kicking and you are absolutely an idjiot Dona’linsky fanboy (see the clerk on your way out for details or call BR549.)
  • If you think inviting Israeli Prime Minister (PM) Benjamin Netanyahu to the White House and then petulantly like some grade school punk or part of the angry girl’s club leaving him sitting there with staff while you wander off to eat dinner with your wife is okay, you are definitely a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you think: inviting Israel PM Benjamin Netanyahu to the WH to embarrass him for not laying down and caving on issues while knowing the Palestinians have taken no steps to meet in the middle and have continued to conduct terrorist attacks, which you want him to ignore because you are doing so:
  • and then in a fit of petulance you have him leave by the back door invoking the Obama hissy fit “no photo-op for you” stinger, but informing the LSMBTG to make sure his disgrace is documented for consumption by your Iranian secret negotiator buddies to see:
  • and then let staff and your administration castigate him as “chickenshift” in the press is okay, you are definitely a Dona’linsky fanboy and you ought to be ashamed of yourself and please line up with the crew who qualified to get their ass kicked over the Russian “like” thingie-no need to call BR549, just go to the head of the line….
  • If you think it is okay for an American president to diddle around with energy policy’s-delaying approval of potential mitigation alternatives to lower gas prices like pipelines for years, while allowing more costly and riskier rail options that benefit democrat donors-for years-over bureaucratic hurdles-environmental studies-foot dragging, while gas prices hit new highs-and then have his party tout some 14 years later that it’s not a short term solution after stonewalling on work for 11 of the last 14 years, you are definitely a Dona’linsky fanboy.
  • If you buy an argument that purchasing oil permits is tantamount to oil flowing but petroleum companies are slow rolling the process to extract maximum profit from oil operations-so they want lower supplies and higher prices for increasingly scarcer resources-the least of your worries is that you are a Dona’linsky fanboy: you are an idjiot and might as well get in line with the Russia ass kicking receivers.
  • If you ever bought into the narrative that a hateful video caused a spontaneous crowd to gather at the Benghazi Diplomatic Annex, who were then able to zero mortars in with sufficient accuracy to take out security targets and personnel stationed on a rooftop-so you believe they just showed up with mortars in their backpacks or something-you are naïve, ignorant of military skillsets with mortars and qualify-as an idjiot-to join the group above in the Russia line.
  • If you think it was a diplomatic coup when Obama drew a weapons of mass destruction (WMD) red line in Syria, did nothing about it while other government officials talked about retaliatory strikes as pin pricks, where Obama had to restate the US does not do pin pricks (and who are you calling a (never mind) and then good ole Bolt Neck Kerry opined the only way for Syria to avoid pin pricks was to get rid of their WMD, which the Russians were all over like stink on you know what-while Obama decided it was a matter for congress to take up about the pricks while he suddenly communicated that he didn’t actually draw a red line on Syrian WMD, it was the world that had done that-they were contacted for comments-but the answer was lost in the laughter-and if you ended up buying his crap that this was quite a coup-having finessed the Russians into helping clear out Syrian WMD while the US was leading from behind, then you know what you are and you know where you belong and say hi to the Russian lovers (ya filthy animal).
  • If you think it was a diplomatic coup-humma, humma, thousand points of light, all of the above and then Syria used WMD against their people again and you believe that was impossible humma, humma-led from behind, finessed Putin-proud of our guy-just kick your own ass.
  • If you were ever on the fence about Assad and thought that it was an unfortunate accident when iconic Lebanon Prime Minister Hariri was blown to smitheroons by Assad-Syrian agents in 2005 in a suicide bombing that created a crater 30 feet across, or worse, or never heard about this “accident,” you likely later became an Dona’linsky fan boy.
  • If you bought into the emerging narrative-starting with Nanny Peloozi in April 2007-that Assad is a reformer, with more crap on that topic from HRC and crew before he started the rampage that has now killed nearly 600K of his people at this point, just go get in line behind the Russian group.
  • If you bought into the update that Assad-who was a reformer-now had to go supported by folks like HRC, quick, in one of the quickest turn arounds in history, you are a hopeless Dona’linsky fan boy.
  • If you believed State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland when in February 2013, she adamantly denied rumors of any secret substantive negotiations with Iran, followed by nauseating prattle on how exciting it would be if the opportunity presented itself, next time press button 5 for the buttered popcorn and the soft drink while relaxing and getting played, ya filthy Dona’linsky fan boy you.
  • If you caught the update to the Iran secret negotiation question from new State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki, who acknowledged that secret Iran nuclear negotiations had been pushed since 2009 but started as early as 2011-and were shocked by this-and then were heartened to hear about the emergence of moderates gaining serious ground which was less a tribute to the Iranian people being inclined to pick moderates than it was testimony to how brilliant Obama was in beginning the secret Iranian dialogue even though 88% of Americans were against it, then you are a hopeless Dona’linsky fan boy-stooge-appeasing idjiot, no popcorn or soft drink for you.
  • If you caught the update to the Iranian elections that were billed as a victory for Obama’s vision and foresight and realized that the Iran leadership forced every party running for elected office to be led by a hardliner affiliated with the current hard-core Iranian death to America, annihilation of Israel crew, or saw the quote from Khamenei that anybody who “says that Iran diplomacy is going to be dictated by talk and not by missiles is either a traitor or a liar,” so no moderates gained any ground in Iran after all, you are going to be very disappointed at Easter and Christmas time this year, but if you are still a Dona’linsky fan boy after realizing his administration had been dealing with a hated enemy who are still killing American military and contractors in Iraq as we speak, you are a hopeless case.
  • If you think it made sense to take out Libya strongman Muammar Qaddafi after all these years with no plan whatsoever in the works to follow up success, rendering it an ungovernable space in a volatile part of the world to this day, you might be a Dona’linsky fan boy or recovering Bush Iraq strategy fan boy.
  • If you heard about the Gulf Horizon oil spill and wondered why our government didn’t seem to pay any attention to it as the rig spilled millions of gallons of oil, ruined coastal paradises along the gulf, endangered all manner of animal species, while our president seemed to be in an intense period of improving his golf game-but thought he deserved a break, you are definitely a Dona’linsky fan boy.
  • If you bought into-and still believe-a narrative that US Navy Academy Graduate and CIA Russian confidential informant Carter Page was a Russian spy and therefore deserved to have the FBI lie about not knowing that so they could obtain a FISA Warrant so he could be spied upon and provide 3 hops of SIGINT and intelligence access in and around the Trump campaign and specifically Trump Tower, cause-Orange Man Bad, you are pathetic-are arguing against protections for American citizens that might be used on you someday for something innocuous that “somebody” thinks is important enough to go after you for, but you are an absolute hack Dona’Linsky fan boy.
  • If you bought into the hype and LSMBTG propaganda that LTG Michael Flynn is a Russia loving stooge and also do not believe he was set up by Obama, railroaded by the FBI, mistreated by the courts and poorly represented when he picked a democrat law team, then see the last part of the above.
  • If you agree with the statement that Beau Bergdahl was an American patriot who was worth 5 top Taliban terrorists exchanged for him out of GITMO, worthy of a Rose Garden statement by his Commander-In-Chief, we have nothing in common to talk about.
  • If you wring your hands about the Afghanistan debacle under Biden, but think it was righteous when Dysphoric Manning was pardoned for leaking classified information that caused the death and roll up of some of our cooperative indigenous agent networks actively discussed on Army SIPRNET (Secret-Internet Protocol Router Network,) see above conclusion.
  • If you believe the tale and story that GEN David Patraeous had to be fired the week before he was to testify in the Benghazi debacle-when he had already stated it was a terrorist action, despite Rice saying they received the opposite talking points from the CIA (who?) because he had an affair several years earlier with a journalist in the Army reserves and had shared classified information with her-while she had a clearance-which paved the way for John Brennan to become CIA Director, then we know who and what you are.
  • If you think it is okay for the president of the United States to direct the Department of Justice to overlook and let Hezbollah terrorist cells operating in the United States-off the hook-who are working for Iran and funneling money to Shia terrorist cells killing our troops in Iraq with IEDs and EFPs-by trafficking drugs from South America, cigarettes and cars in the United States to fund their multi-billion dollar efforts that were investigated by the government for nearly a decade-until the operation was shut down by the Obama administration because of the Iran nuclear negotiations-then I question your citizenship, patriotism and critical thinking ability as an apparent Dona’linsky life fan boy member (but read it and get back to me if you feel strongly about defending yourself-Project Cassandra. But before you do something silly like that (get back to me and try to defend this action) citing Obama officials who not only deny a lot of this information that was documented throughout-thoroughly-by the DOJ as evidence pursuant to trials-but the Obama officials who defend this action do so under the logic that the Iran nuclear negotiation was important enough to trump this investigation-so, the end justified the means here-so what if they were addicting American’s in the US, killing American’s in Iraq, doing god knows what to whom in Africa–Can you say Iran-Contra???)
  • If you believe Susan Rice who cagily-with the big cosmic level winky, winky-documented for the record on January 20, 2017 at 1230-which, hmmm, seems like it was after the Bad Orange Man took office-that in a big Oval office meeting on 5 January 2020 that set in motion actions that would eventually result in the publication of the Russia, Russia, Russia Pee Pee hoax to the press and kick-in the “after the presidency” part of the Obama led collusion hoax to get Trump-wrote that Dona’linsky had told them to “do everything by the book,” so that settles things-then there really-seriously-I mean you are floating-you are a witch-there is “no hope for you.”
  • Finally, if you now or have ever bought into the hyperbole that the Obama administration was one of the most scandal free administrations in American presidential history, I just have two questions for you and they’re not tricks:
  1. Under presidential liars-things that could not possibly be true yet didn’t lead to big scandals for $1000 (Alexa,) name the WH occupant who uttered this phrase over and over (and over and over) again for some 7 years-1,231,741 or more times, in what turned out to be things that could not possibly be true as stated in the legislation: “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Our plan will save the average person $2500 over their existing plans-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding?”
  2. Under presidential liars-things that could not possibly be true yet didn’t lead to big scandals for $1000 (Alexa,) name the WH occupant who scolded the LSMBTG and the American people, categorically rejecting the idea by saying “we don’t pay ransoms for hostages-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding?”

Question in the back? How could you not be a fan of Dona’linsky? Check-I’m outta here…

Max Dribbler

24 April 2022

Maxdribbler77@gmail.com

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