Last week, in Part XLVII, song parody was used to highlight the relationship between a clown, his family and the country. This week, one of the clown’s tricks will be examined.
It has been said that if you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, don’t say anything at all. Were this aphorism to be characterized as an enforced commandment, the silence from the White House press would be deafening. Despite all of the collusion of the press and the left to oust President Trump and replace him with the current part time occupant convalescing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, there remains dissatisfaction with his performance. Though he caves to his radical base whenever required, Biden’s long record of incompetence combined with the lack of feasibility and popularity with the public of most of his policies have hindered the pace at which the eggs of our republic can be broken to make the socialist omelet that they covet.
As such, Biden enjoys a lack of support from all sides, with the exception of some of the members of his administration and those entities that have paid Joe’s family members to exert influence with them. It does not seem to be that great of a strain of logic to posit that Joe Biden does now serve as a unifier, in that more than two out of three people believe he is a failure as the leader of the US.
In light of such a record of distinction, it might seem counterintuitive to offer a positive comment on anything such a Commander-in-Chief could do. After all, it was the assessment in 2014 of Robert Gates, a Washington insider and former Secretary of Defense for both the Obama and second Bush administrations, that Joe Biden had been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy issue over the previous four decades. Nevertheless, despite his reluctance to support the raid that led to the death of Al Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden in 2011 (an achievement for which he nevertheless claimed credit in the 2012 reelection campaign), Biden did not prevent our military or compromised intelligence community on July 30, 2022 from launching a strike that killed bin Laden’s successor Ayman al-Zawahiri on his balcony in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Of course, the fact that the leader of the organization that sponsored the attacks against the United States on September 11, 2001 that killed nearly three thousand souls here was appearing on a balcony in the capital of the country where the original attacks were planned twenty years later does point to how much of a failure of foreign and national security policy that Biden’s botched Afghanistan withdrawal was.
Still, it is better to note this state of affairs with the leadership of Al Qaeda and ranks of America’s enemies reduced by one, as the result of a Hellfire missile likely launched from an unmanned aerial vehicle. Though it is said that even a stopped clock is right twice a day, it is also said that lightning never strikes twice in the same place, so this might be the only victory that we are able to savor in this regard during a Biden administration.
Of course, the noted musical expert on Lightnin’ Strikes would be Lou Christie, the falsetto singing rock star who made the pop charts in the 1960s with several songs, including the eponymous hit. I have borrowed the tune to memorialize this latest vaporization of an enemy of Americans, courtesy of an administration that has otherwise emboldened the rest. May the last thing that goes through their minds be the Hellfire missiles’ tail fins.
On a balcony in Kabul Afghanistan (ma-me-aah, ooh)
Stood Ayman Zawahiri- the world’s most wanted man (ma-me-aah, ooh)
After two decades, our people tracked him down (ma-me-aah, ooh)
A year after exit of all boots left on the ground (ma-me-aah, ooh)
When Al Qaeda declares
A jihad against your home land
They should expect
To see airstrikes (some unmanned)
When top terrorists become a pink mist (pop)
They go pop (pop) We won’t stop ourselves
Hellfire is striking again
Hellfire is striking again
The country taken over by the cruel Taliban (ma-me-aah, ooh)
Back in charge when Biden screwed up Afghanistan (ma-me-aah, ooh)
Showing all the world that Joe is a fool (ma-me-aah, ooh)
For the time being, though, he still has a tool (ma-me-aah, ooh)
When they show their face
There’s one last thing going through their mind
It’s a missile
From the US of the Hellfire kind
One thing Joe got right when he gave the green light (pop)
They go pop (pop) We won’t stop ourselves
Hellfire is striking again
Hellfire is striking again and again and again and again
Hellfire is striking again
Hellfire is striking again
When St. Peter up above
Hears our missile as it rings their bell
Cancels their virgins
‘cause it sends them straight to hell
If they want to break bad and to wage a jihad (pop)
They go pop (pop) We won’t stop ourselves
Hellfire is striking again
Hellfire is striking again and again and again and again
Hellfire is striking again and again and again and again
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