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In today’s increasingly woke world, where every aspect of life seems to be scrutinized through the lens of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI), the concept of traditional manliness has come under fire. According to some vocal critics of masculinity, being a manly man is deemed “toxic” and antiquated. However, in this era of over-the-top political correctness, it’s time to reclaim and celebrate what it truly means to be a man.
One of the most absurd arguments put forth by the anti-manliness brigade is that real men should pee sitting down. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, the act of standing while urinating is now seen as a symbol of toxic masculinity. The reasoning behind this baffling notion? Well, according to these critics, standing to pee reinforces gender stereotypes and is somehow disrespectful to those who don’t conform to traditional gender roles.
But let’s pause for a moment of common sense, shall we? Standing while peeing is a basic biological function that has been part of human behavior since, well, forever. It’s not a statement of superiority or dominance; it’s just how our bodies are designed to work. Trying to shame men into peeing sitting down is not only impractical but also utterly ridiculous.
Furthermore, the idea that embracing manliness is somehow harmful or exclusionary is deeply misguided. Manliness is not about aggression, violence, or disrespecting others. It’s about confidence, strength, responsibility, and being true to oneself. Real men are compassionate, respectful, and supportive of others, regardless of gender or background.
So, to all the self-appointed gender police out there preaching the gospel of anti-manliness, it’s time to take a step back and reevaluate your priorities. Instead of demonizing traditional masculinity, let’s celebrate diversity in all its forms, including the diversity of gender expressions and identities. Let’s promote healthy masculinity that encourages self-expression, empathy, and mutual respect. And peeing while standing up!
In conclusion, being a manly man is not toxic; it’s empowering. It’s about embracing who you are, standing tall (both figuratively and literally), and peeing however you darn well please. So, here’s to all the real men out there who refuse to apologize for being themselves. Keep on standing strong, because the world needs more manly men, not less
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Mr Cloft, perhaps unintentionally, expressed the problem some women have with men urinating while standing:
For some women, men being ’empowered’ is not just a problem, but the problem, because men being ’empowered’ means, to them, women being subjugated.