Weekly Highlights From the Rapier Wit of Don Surber
Don Surber is back, skewering all and sundry, high and mighty…No one is safe from his ascerbic commentary.
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Trump gets justice in NY; The media continues to refuse to call the crooked courts out
An appeals court decided that a half-billion fine for at best a $10 case might be a little excessive. No one in the media had the courage to call out reckless Judge Engoron for allowing this case to be brought to trial in the first place.
Newsom gets weird; Unable to attract Democrats, he clickbaits Republicans.
Newsom is mocking Trump and his supporters with deepfakes on Twitter. Politico is yukking it up over the assassination memes. Salena Zito, who witnessed the horror, nuked that narrative by tweeting, “Someone died.”
The real white privilege; Protesting DC police is easy when your race isn’t being killed
White pampered liberals don’t care because the victims are not old white people like them. They don’t see a homicide rate of 88 murders per 100,000 people as an emergency because it ain’t 88 for them. It’s only 6.
Trump. Leader of the free world.
On Monday, Zelensky and European leaders flew to Washington to get the terms of agreement for an armistice between Russia and Ukraine after 3 years of war. The details need to be ironed out. Zelensky and Putin will meet head-to-head and then the will go to see the principal—aka Donald Trump—at a time and place to be determined.
Trump fights crime, beats Democrats; DC is now Donald Country.
President Trump’s decision to rid the nation’s capital of vagrants and crime will make DC safe again. Washington is the front door of America.
Trump and Tulsi roped the dopes
After 8 years of media propaganda and now two decades of the media refusing to criticize Obama, Tulsi has a tough job of breaking through the indoctrination of the past. She is getting that job done.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
don surber is back with his own ascerbic take on last week’s events…ranging from Israeli “Dancing with The Stars, to president Trump’s meeting with Putin.
Another nothingburger bites the dust; I’m beginning to believe Roadrunner Trump owns Acme
Boy did they have Donald Trump good this time. After he racked up six months of solid victories—the border secured, tariff revenue pouring in, settling wars across the globe and demolishing Iran’s nuke program—Democrats finally had The Donald with their Acme Instant Epstein Scandal Ray Gun and Dog Whistle Decoder Ring.
Obama may pay for the Mar-a-Lago Raid; Jurisdiction matters.
This was part of a grand scheme by Democrats to keep Trump from winning the White House again. The plan included turning Trump’s rally at the National Mall into an insurrection. The plan included civil lawsuits and criminal indictments. The plan included a mugshot. None of this worked, so Democrats literally took a shot at him.
Orange Man go home; DC is 4th in homicide and proud of it
Before we get into the hysteria of President Trump federalizing U.S. troops to fight crime in Washington, DC, let’s put in the garbage disposal the argument that the capital is safe just because crime is down in DC.
Trump is bringing world peace
President Trump has ended five wars already this year. He’s doing what the UN and Europe cannot do because he knows the Art of the Deal.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the week
Tony Moon, a Rooftop Korean who defended Koreatown in LA in the 1992 riots, tweeted, “Hello Mr. President, welcome to the roof. Sandwiches will be coming up in about 15 minutes.”
Democrats hire Dumb Entitled Idiots
Being black alone does not cut it with Democrats. They want black (or any minority) candidates to be ignorant. The dumber they are, the harder they fall in line with the Democrat Party.
Nazi heiress supports Palestinians
Instead of exploring the messy details of how Marlene Engelhorn’s money was made, the media agreed to promote the narrative of an heiress sacrificing her fortune for the greater good of taxing inheritances.
August begins. Lies and TDS continue
No, the Rose Garden was not paved over. Democrats are off to another bad start in August. Elizabeth Warren praised the communist wing of the Democrat Party and told Morning Joe on MSNBC: They’re fighting for an America that’s not just controlled by a handful of billionaires who dump hundreds of millions of dollars into …
Trump fires PhD who can’t count; Of course the flying monkeys in the press back her
The numbers are not accurate, which is the problem. Calling a 33,000 job gain in two months a 286,000 gain is damning. Such small job growth should have triggered the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the Week; Making Advertisements Great Again
Once again, Don Surber is back with his weekly highlights and acerbic wit, lampooning various and sundry leftists.
When I was young
When I was a young, men could not go in the girls’ locker room unless they were a janitor and all the girls had gone home from school. Now it is a right.
3% growth? Not bad, Donald, not bad
The GDP fell by 0.5% in the first quarter which featured the last 20 days of Biden auto penning government policy and pardons. But we learned on Wednesday that the GDP rose 3% in the second quarter, the first full quarter with our favorite president back. The growth pushed Americans into the world’s first $30 trillion economy.