Don Surber

Don Surber is a retired newspaperman.He is 69 and lives in Poca, WV, with his wife of 45 years, Lou Ann. They grew up in Cleveland. Three kids. Promoted to Grandfather in 2020.

The hands behind the presidential meat puppet.

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The 25th Amendment is a pretty nifty constitutional tool because it answers the question of what would have happened if Jack Kennedy somehow survived Dallas.

The Constitution says: “Section Four: Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

Just a Gigolo: Once again a high-profile woman allegedly buys love with other people’s money

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Last Wednesday, police in California arrested Heidi Beirich, formerly with the beleaguered Southern Poverty Law Center, on charges that she oversaw secret payments to informants inside of white supremacist groups—including payments to an informant who allegedly was her neo-Nazi boyfriend. Are you ready for the amount of SPLC donor dollars he received? (In Doctor Evil …

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My ancestor saved Thanksgiving

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A Democrat candidate for governor of Wisconsin wants to cancel Thanksgiving over colonialism—aka civilizing a savage continent. The anti-white fervor on college campuses has spread to throughout the Democrat Party and the halls of government.

She wants to replace it with a 6-course celebration on menstruation.

Call a Muslim a Muslim

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Not calling him Barack Hussein Obama Jr. helped create ISIS and sent $56 billion to Iran

As the U.S. Senate race in Michigan begins, the battle centers on Republican Mike Rogers calling his opponent by his full name, Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed. The Muslim candidate says Rogers is Islamophobic for pointing out that El Sayed is a Muslim.

Owning the Woke WNBA: A real man finally stood up for not forcing girls to wrestle males

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Enes Kanter Freedom—a surname chosen when he became a U.S. citizen—stood up to the communist bullies who have cowed the media into accepting men in girls sports.

A former NBA star whose protests against Chinese slave labor ended his career at age 29, Freedom announced he will enter the WNBA draft as a transsexual woman.

Highlights of the Week: Democrats primary every sane Democrat

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Don Surber escorts us through this week’s news offerings from the media, if you can still call them that. ITEM 1: An 80-year-old man shot 70—10 strokes below his age—to win the senior division title at the Bedminster golf course on Sunday. His name? President Donald Trump. ITEM 2: Mitch McConnell’s office said he left …

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Customer service: ‘Please hold while I disconnect you.’

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Welcome to Unamerican Diversified Health Insurance, a division of Engulf & Devour, where we always stand behind each of our customers because we use them as human shields.

Your call is so important to us that we have an automated system to deal with you instead of a real person. We value your business about as much as we do the Iranian rial.

Marxists v. Muslims: The next American civil war may not involve any Americans

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American pundits are predicting a new civil war between the red states and the blue states. That’s cute but the nation is already under a two-headed attack by Marxists and Muslims. We should worry about that because if they win, the battle royale will be between Red China and Iran over who gets to rule the scraps that are left of a once mighty American empire that fed the world.

It’s the candidates, stupid

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Democrats should be in the driver’s seat this fall. Mid-term elections usually go to the party out of power. The SAVE Act won’t be passed in time to stop fraud and corruption at the polls. The president is unpopular. The war is unpopular. The economy is as slow as Jessica Tarlov. And MAGA is almost as enthusiastic as Detroit Tigers fans.

The plastic straw man argument

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In 2011, Milo Cress, a 9-year-old fourth-grader in Vermont, calculated that Americans use 500 million plastic straws a day—or 1.6 per person per day. No one had ever bothered to calculate that number before, just like not until John Lennon read it in his newspaper, did people know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

News Highlights of the Week: Trannies belong in cars not women’s sports.

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The information warfare machine continues to spew out its drivel. Objective: Pit you against me, in whatever form that manifests. Man against God, man against women, man against countrymen, it matters not, so long as discord and chaos reign. If you read Don’s take on the news this week, you can skip the psyops and develop a jaundiced eye toward the psyop minions: the media.

DNC is broke. Its financial situation is as bankrupt as its communist ideas.

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The knives are out for Ken Martin, who heads the DNC. He sucks at fundraising and he has ticked off the DSA communists in the party.

The New York Times once again is siding with the communists as it reported, “Inside the Phone-Throwing Drama at the Troubled, Broke Democrat Party.”

Omertà: Fully pardoned Fauci took the Fifth to protect someone else

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Which leads to Wednesday’s Senate committee hearing—chaired by Senator Rand Paul—into the trillion-dollar covid catastrophe caused by Tony Fauci, whom Reagan brought to Washington to find a cure for AIDS. Over the course of 40 years, Fauci built a bureaucratic empire and ingratiated himself among the politicians, celebrities and press gaggles of DC. Barbra Streisand had him on speed dial.

What a trillion dollars buys: The absolute worst foreign policy was opening trade to Red China

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I may be the only person left in the world to call the land Red China, but that does not make me wrong. Chairman Xi runs the joint and he is the president of the Chinese Communist Party—the largest political party in the world.

Diary of a felon named Fauci: What conservatives suspected in 2020 was absolutely true.

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On Saturday, Senator Rand Paul released over a thousand pages of Anthony Fauci’s personal diary/journal entries (covering roughly December 2019 to December 2022) ahead of Fauci’s subpoenaed Senate testimony. The entries include notes on COVID cases/deaths alongside Fauci’s tracking of media coverage of himself, interactions with Trump administration officials, journalists, and celebrities, and private thoughts that some critics say conflicted with public statements.