Highlights of the week with Don Surber
Don Surber’s sardonic take on this week’s round-up of offerings from the legacy media will keep thinking. You might even laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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Don Surber’s sardonic take on this week’s round-up of offerings from the legacy media will keep thinking. You might even laugh out loud. Enjoy!
The real news is Democrats have a 13% chance of blowing a 3-seat putt. Come on, it’s a gimme. Democrats only have to pick up 3 seats. The average loss for a president’s party in the last five midterms is 31.2 seats.
Ballroom, helicopter pad, a revamped Rose Garden. Trump will leave the presidency better than when he came in.
As his father lay dying in the family’s home in Palm Beach, President Kennedy visited the Old Man one final time. It was the last time the son would see the dad because 5 days later, Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK.
Fight for the presumption of innocence.
In September 2009, Hofstra freshman Danmell Ndonye told Nassau County police she had been gangraped in a bathroom stall in Estabrook Hall after a campus party. She said one man had taken her phone, that she followed the group to get it back, and that she was then bound and assaulted by five men.
The 2028 presidential election will for the fourth consecutive time be a referendum on Donald John Trump. If his second presidency succeeds, as I believe it will, then the Republican nominee will prevail. If not, Barack Obama’s candidate will take the government over.
Upon his return to the Oval Office in January 2025, one of the first things President Donald Trump did was dismantle USAID. Since then, no left-wing candidate has won a presidential election in Central or South America.
What is the use of being president if you don’t do the job as you see fit?
Weather be damned, President Trump held a rally in Oklahoma to a full house. He told the crowd, “So I was in Texas. And they said, ‘Sir, I think we’re gonna have to cancel Oklahoma. The weather is terrible.’ You can’t take the helicopter, sir. You can’t take the plane. I said, ‘Why can’t they take?’ ‘Well, it’s a very long drive.’ And I said, ‘How long?’ They said, ‘It could be long, sir.’ I said, ‘How fast does the Beast travel?’ They said, ‘We could go close to 100 miles an hour.’ I said, ‘Get your asses in that car. We’re going to Oklahoma. We’re going to Oklahoma.’”
Carnegie Mellon University just announced the gift of $3 billion from hedge fund capitalist Ken Griffin. The school said bluntly, “This investment in CMU is the largest-ever gift by an individual in the history of higher education.” But, it’s not going to Chicago.
We are not in a Trade War with Canada. Instead, Don Surber says that Mark Carney is merely giving assisted suicide to his country’s economy.
President Trump’s state dinner for Red China’s dictator was a masterpiece of peace through strength. He’s the strength.
But the Wall Street Journal’s spin is Trump is twisting arms to make Iran a pariah. After 47 years of Iran declaring “death to America,” the Journal should not act surprised, but it does. The media wants Trump to fail and if misrepresenting America’s accomplishments in this war hurts Trump, the media will continue such spin.
Mosher wrote, “China’s initiative to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency is failing. Xi himself was basically sidelined at this month’s BRICS summit in India; he skipped the obligatory banquet and left a day early. Media apologists claimed he was tired, but it’s more likely that he was just tired of being ignored.
“Now, just two weeks later, the American president’s impressive show of hospitality—giving him face, as it’s known in Chinese culture—not only massages Xi’s ego, it also provides useful propaganda fodder for his captive audience back in China.
“And it costs America nothing.
Don Surber is back with his weekly highlights as only he can regale us.
Woke up and realized I left something out: How these cowards at CNN had bowed to an actual tyrant named Saddam Hussein. CNN was silent about Hussein torturing Iraqis—including those who worked for CNN’s Baghdad Bureau.
CNN was complicit in Hussein’s crimes against humanity, portraying him not as the monster he was, but as a misunderstood leader who bravely stood up to American might.
At 1:49 AM Eastern, CBS tweeted, “A federal judge early Thursday morning temporarily blocked senior Trump administration officials from barring CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House and said their journalists’ press credentials must be immediately restored.”
The CIA called him Eggnog. He worked for Jack Anderson, a muckraking newspaper columnist who disclosed in 1971 that the Nixon administration tilted toward Pakistan in its war with India. We later learned that the Pentagon sent General Chuck Yeager to advise the Pakis.
Trump learned, DC didn’t: Why the second presidency rocks. What Trump learned from being 45, he is applying as 47.
If I were to write a song about journalism, I would have to title it Feces. The reaction to Trump’s announcement that he reached an agreement with Denmark to control Greenland is a classic example of people spinning gold into, well, you know what.
Don Surber walks us through this week’s media roundup with his uniquely sarcastic perspective. He’ll make you think; he’ll make you laugh; and he’s far better at cutting to the heart of the matter than the legacy media.
ITEM 1: I thought I found where Alissa Heinerscheid, former VP of Marketing for Bud Light, works now.
But Grok said she went to work for PGA rival LIV Golf, which is battling for survival in bankruptcy court.
Hey, DNC, have I got the right person for you.