Death Rays on a Budget: How the U.S. and Israel Turned Electricity into Air Defense

If you grew up on Austin Powers, you remember the joke. Dr. Evil didn’t want nukes. He didn’t want tanks. He wanted lasers. The audience laughed because lasers were cinematic nonsense. Fast forward to 2026 and Israel is fielding the Iron Beam, and the U.S. military has ship-mounted and vehicle-mounted high-energy laser systems actively burning small threats out of the sky. Turns out Dr. Evil was just early.

Snark: The Left’s Evil Genius Plan for World Domination

As we’ve entered the 21st century, a cabal of international villains has emerged and is trying to impose their will on the world. They don’t go by names like Auric Goldfinger, Dr. No, or Hugo Drax. Our modern-day villains have rather ordinary names like Bill, Mark, Klaus, and George.