Trump is bringing world peace
President Trump has ended five wars already this year. He’s doing what the UN and Europe cannot do because he knows the Art of the Deal.
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Don Surber’s Highlights of the week
Tony Moon, a Rooftop Korean who defended Koreatown in LA in the 1992 riots, tweeted, “Hello Mr. President, welcome to the roof. Sandwiches will be coming up in about 15 minutes.”
Democrats hire Dumb Entitled Idiots
Being black alone does not cut it with Democrats. They want black (or any minority) candidates to be ignorant. The dumber they are, the harder they fall in line with the Democrat Party.
Nazi heiress supports Palestinians
Instead of exploring the messy details of how Marlene Engelhorn’s money was made, the media agreed to promote the narrative of an heiress sacrificing her fortune for the greater good of taxing inheritances.
August begins. Lies and TDS continue
No, the Rose Garden was not paved over. Democrats are off to another bad start in August. Elizabeth Warren praised the communist wing of the Democrat Party and told Morning Joe on MSNBC: They’re fighting for an America that’s not just controlled by a handful of billionaires who dump hundreds of millions of dollars into …
Trump fires PhD who can’t count; Of course the flying monkeys in the press back her
The numbers are not accurate, which is the problem. Calling a 33,000 job gain in two months a 286,000 gain is damning. Such small job growth should have triggered the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the Week; Making Advertisements Great Again
Once again, Don Surber is back with his weekly highlights and acerbic wit, lampooning various and sundry leftists.
When I was young
When I was a young, men could not go in the girls’ locker room unless they were a janitor and all the girls had gone home from school. Now it is a right.
3% growth? Not bad, Donald, not bad
The GDP fell by 0.5% in the first quarter which featured the last 20 days of Biden auto penning government policy and pardons. But we learned on Wednesday that the GDP rose 3% in the second quarter, the first full quarter with our favorite president back. The growth pushed Americans into the world’s first $30 trillion economy.
How Sydney Sweeney got the job
We really should thank Dylan Mulvaney for bringing Americans back to their senses. He is an actor who appeared in the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon by the creators of South Park. No sequel called Koran is planned.
Harvard Trumped
In 2016 and again in 2024, America decided to go with the real Trump and not the phony communist and his henchwomen, Hillary and Kamala. It is likely Trump beat Biden as well.
Hoist the flag Trump just won the tariff war—and $1.35 trillion in booty
On Sunday, Trump golfed (likely scoring below his age of 79) and then met with European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, who finalized and signed Europe’s surrender in the Trade War of 2025.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Humor
Make sure you put your cup down and swallow your coffee before reading don Surber’s latest weekly highlights and humor.
Media’s never-ending Trumpgates; What is it this time? Qatargate? Paradegate? Not Epstein AGAIN!
So what was the media-made scandal this week? Not Epstein again. Sheesh, the dude died six years ago. They are really desperate.
When in doubt, shout First Amendment; For good measure, throw in due process and the Fifth Amendment too
The president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, Weijia Jiang of CBS, said, “This attempt by the White House to punish a media outlet whose coverage it does not like is deeply troubling, and it defies the First Amendment.
Why Obama and not Hillary? “This is proof, irrefutable proof that Obama was seditious, that Obama was trying to lead a coup.”
Late last night, ex-President Obama finally responded to evidence that he conspired with his FBI director and his appointees to the intelligence community to spy on Trump and then later kneecap his presidency.
Getting media to cover Obamagate; Crazy Like A Fox Trump did it again with a fake but accurate video
Watergate was for suckers. Obama called in the pros to spy because they had experience and had the deep-state judiciary’s approval through FISA.
Sell ads, PBS; Or better yet, hire Stephen Colbert
The media was busy, busy, busy last week sobbing to itself. First, the Orange Hitler defunded PBS and NPR. Then CBS bowed to the demands of the Trump reich by firing Stephen Colbert and shuttering The Late Show—sometime next year.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Commentary
Trump previously settled lawsuits with ABC and CBS for $30 million, to be donated to his presidential library. In light of this latest media lie, architects have upgraded their plans for the Trump presidential library as shown above.
Trump will sue you, Rupert; The counterfeit letter on Epstein may end the Wall Street Journal
Just before the 2004 presidential election, Dan Rather spun a news fable using a counterfeit letter defaming Dubya’s military service. This eventually turned the CBS anchorman into the ex-CBS anchorman that he is today.