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Zombie Defense

The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones

April 10, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Political Humor, Satire, Snark, Zombie Defense Leave a comment

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