Last week, in Part CXVI, we examined how a certain senator from Maryland has turned over the positions and other unnatural acts of office to his staff, much to the delight of Iran’s mullahs and their proxies. This week, there will be an examination of the other end of the spectrum, when those in the national command authority forget to let people know when they are unavailable for duty.
During the first week of 2024, it was revealed that Joe Biden’s Secretary of Defense (SecDef) Lloyd Austin had been hospitalized in intensive care following his release from an earlier elective surgery shortly before Christmas (the nature of the elective surgery was not released, but given the policies of the Pentagon and the Biden White House under his tenure that promote certain military reproductive healthcare travel and aver men can get pregnant, it cannot be ruled out that the SecDef was seeking an abortion). Media coverage also suggested that staff in the Department of Defense (DoD) including his deputy were left in the dark regarding the SecDef’s condition and that the White House and National Security Council also were not briefed.
In a world where Iran edges ever closer to becoming a nuclear power as its proxies continue to launch missiles at US and allied targets, it was a foregone conclusion that the National Command Authority needed to maintain constant unbroken contact in order to be able to deter or respond to nuclear attack and other acts against our nation and its interests. Somehow the interns, staffers and bureaucrats running the Biden administration lost track of this operational need just as Biden loses his train of thought and utters “Anyway…”.
Of course, if one subscribes to the climate change is a bigger threat than a nuclear armed Iran, increasingly aggressive China or expansionist Russia, perhaps the need to adhere to Cold War era legislation diminishes somewhat. After all, submarine-launched intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles are less threatening than plastic straws and cow flatulence. An additional defense of Austin can be made that it’s not as if Biden would have known who he was even if the SecDef was available for consultation and participation in decision making, as the current occupant of the White House has shown some indication in the past that he forgets details about the man who placed in charge of the Pentagon.
Still, it should be of great concern to those Americans who support and defend the Constitution that the government is either being run by cognitively impaired puppets or the unelected personal agenda-driven bureaucrats such as Miles Taylor, Eric Ciaramella, the Vindman twins and Peter Strzok, or some mashup of both choices. Like America did at the end of the 1850s and the 1970s, the country is again on the precipice of falling into a fit of division and strife, or returning to greatness.
When so positioned in the 1970s, a country/ pop/ folk musician named Dave Loggins had a crossover hit entitled “Please Come to Boston”. While his second cousin Kenny would gain even greater fame at the junction of hit music and hit movies with his contributions to “Caddyshack”, “Footloose” and “Top Gun” as well as his earlier collaboration with Jim Messina, cousin Dave added to his Nashville songwriter with his ballad of the wandering minstrel. I have borrowed his music to memorialize our current national status as a country with a wandering SecDef, a commander-in-chief with a wandering damaged mind, and an entrenched bureaucracy focused on its own enrichment.
Please, find Lloyd Austin for Joe Biden
We called to his office, and they say he’s not there
There’s Houthi missiles flying over Red Sea air
And our ships and bases could soon need repair
Please, find Lloyd Austin. They said, “No, we’ve closed the D o D”.
And they say, hey worrier, now won’t you settle down?
Austin’s just a puppet clown
There ain’t no need to worry about your fate
It’ll be worked out by the folks from the deep state
Please, find Lloyd Austin for Joe Biden
The mullahs in Iran have got a threat to tell
On their plan to destroy Israel
And then, the 12th imam will arise from a well
Please, find Lloyd Austin. They said, “No, we now run the D o D”.
And they say, hey worrier, now won’t you settle down?
Austin’s just a puppet clown
Your Constitution’s concern is much too late
It’ll be worked out by the folks from the deep state
Now, this crazy world goes ’round and ’round
And I doubt trouble’s ever gonna stop
But the Commander in Chief that we found
Can make it rise or make it drop
It’s now grown too large with Biden in charge
Please find Joe Biden and wake him up
Putin threatens World War III and Europe is running scared
As Biden drinks his juice from a sippy cup
And our enemies are doing what they never dared
Please, tell Joe Biden they said “No way, we now run the U S A”
And they say, hey worrier, now won’t you settle down?
Biden’s just a puppet clown
A choice was made and you must now live your fate
Now you gotta deal with the folks from the deep state
Now you gotta deal with the folks from the deep state
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