D.C. Ain’t a Swamp — It’s a Sewer; And the Rats Run It in Suits and Staff Badges
Let’s clear something up right out of the gate: Washington, D.C. is not a swamp. Swamps are natural. Swamps have frogs, cattails, and gators that serve a purpose in God’s food chain. What we’ve got in D.C. is man-made. It stinks. It festers. It’s artificial. It’s not a swamp — it’s a sewer.