Jimmy Buffett’s Sage Wisdom: Laughter in the Face of Insanity
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave enlists the help of that well known tropical troubadour, Jimmy Buffet, to help regain our sanity.
Political Humor
From Gender Surgeons to Cash Crumbles: Dr. Cashgrab’s Misadventures in Identity Alteration
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave follows the adventures of Dr. Cashgrab as he enriches himself in the growing field of identity alteration.
President Eisenhower’s “I Told You So” Moment: The Eye-Popping Costs of Military Expenditures
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels President Eisenhower and his warning, “Beware the Military Industrial Complex.”
Butt Wiper Brewing’s Desperate Giveaway: When Loyalty Takes a Backseat
Today, we dive into the baffling saga of Butt Wiper Brewing and their flagship beer, “Butt White,” which has been met with an total lack of consumer interest.
The Climate Extremists’ Wild Plan: Reducing Carbon by Phasing Out Humans
Climate extremists”seem to have found the ultimate solution to the carbon problem: reducing the carbon footprint of the planet by eliminating the source of it all – humans!
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
Political Parody As a Weapon-Part XCVI
From the rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr, AFNN’s Paul Shanklin: Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVI-Maybe I know that Lia’s cheating, maybe I know that Lia’s a boy- the sport he’ll destroy.
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
What Can We Really Teach?
What can we really teach? How does one impart values, moral relativism and behavioral guidelines to a cat?