The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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I Know How to Save The Washington Post! Find a New Billionaire Owner Who Doesn’t Care If the Paper is Losing Money!

I know how to save The Washington Post! Just have Jeff Bezos, net worth $196 billion as of June 4, 2024, owner of the newspaper, give it to MacKenzie Scott, net worth $33.3 billion as of June 4, 2024, Mr Bezos’ ex-wife and a noted philanthropist who has no problem in giving away her money. …

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‘Progressives’ Against Common Sense and Reality

The Nation is a far-left, “progressive” opinion journal with a long history, and when you see an article from The Nation, you already know: it’s going to be almost Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez crazy: How Women’s Swimming Got So Transphobic Almost no other sport is as hostile to trans athletes—and that’s because its culture created the perfect …

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