A Numbers Game

Julian Fleming, Image: Ken Seay

Football may be a game of inches and even tush pushes (for now) but like any business, it is the numbers that ultimately narrate the game’s story.  Numbers reveal objectively if something is getting better or worse. Numbers are the language of business and make no mistake, the NFL is a business. 

Navy sinks Bucknell

After setting the record for overtimes played in a Division I NCAA basketball season in the quarterfinals of the Patriot League Tournament, the number one-seeded Bucknell Bison were sunk in the semifinals by Navy in regulation, 83-77.

The Opening Ceremony That Ended the Olympics

When viewers all over the world watched the 2024 Paris Olympics open, they were shocked to see a blasphemous tableau in which Jesus Christ and the Twelve Apostles were painted as drag queens and transsexuals. Caught in this monument to impropriety, the “Powers That Be” issued the statement that the performers were reimagining a bacchanal, …

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The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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