Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights; FitzGerald bobs back in the news because some things refuse to be flushed.
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Trump games Schumer; Democrats have made themselves irrelevant.
I am watching President Trump game the Democrats once again—this time on the government shutdown—and laughing myself silly.
Tylenol agreed with Trump; 8 years ago, the company said, “We actually don’t recommend using any of our products while pregnant.”
On March 7, 2017, Tylenol tweeted, “We actually don’t recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.”
Food stamp cheating states; The feds pay $6.5 billion to states who in turn have an 11% error rate.
Dollar General and just about any other store accepts them. The healthy stuff is in the back. The chata chips and sodas are in the front. They call them convenience stores for a reason. Imagine having to walk all the way to the back of the store to get the day’s supply of empty calories.
Charlie’s job was bigger than President
By all accounts Charlie Kirk lived the porecpts of Matthew 5: 3-12. Everyone seems to put his mission in terms of politics. Certainly he was as MAGA as they come. And many said he could have been president someday.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Another week and like clockwork, the leftist continue to provide great material for the ascerbic wit of Don Surber to lampoon
Ratings rule CBS, not Trump
CBS News has been in the ratings toilet for some time. Its morning show is in third place among the three major networks—and those morning shows are where the money is, not the evening shows.
Charlie’s death reveals media’s worst; “ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments”
Stuff the free speech argument. None of Kimmel’s supporters seem bothered that Charlie Kirk did not lose his job over free speech. He lost his life.
Kill Charlie, blame Trump; Even NPR rolled its eyes over Pritzker making the claim.
Charlie Kirk tried to have polite discussions with liberals. He was a well-organized and low-keyed debater who let the facts tell the story. Last week, the male lover of a tranny drag queen assassinated Charlie.
Trump’s law-and-order tour headed for Memphis
In 1991, Michael Cohn was depressed and about to pack it in when he went to Memphis. The gospel music, barbecue and the ghost of Elvis restored him and his music. He wrote a song about it, which contained two memorable passages
We are all Charlie’s Angels
Last week, the exorcism began with the martyrdom of Charlie Kirk. In life, he was big among young Americans. In death, he became a world hero. Church attendance was up on Sunday as people turned to Jesus for guidance.
What’s in it for us? My guess is the USA gets access to Russian rare earth minerals
The summit in Alaska was a success regardless of what happens today. The end of the Ukraine War is pretty simple. Russia keeps the land it stole, Zelensky saves a little face and Democrats (who gave away Afghanistan) will call Trump names and the right will defend him. This already has begun.
Highlights of the Week, by Don Surber
ITEM 1: Politico reported, “House Republicans pass hard-right defense bill as Dems sit out.” What’s a hard-right defense bill? It has no provisions for tranny surgery, electric tanks or stockpiling white flags. ITEM 2: NBC reported, “The Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected a request by South Carolina officials to bar a transgender boy from using …
RIP, Charlie Kirk
The assassination of Charlie Kirk shows that the devil is very much alive in our government. The hitman went for the throat. They learned from Butler.
DEI Judges Suck
In 16 years on the job, SCOTUS Associate Justice Sotomayor has failed to live up to her billing. Her most recent failure was in a dissent on ICE stopping suspected illegal aliens in California.
The $14 trillion emergency 25 years of trade deficits add up
The employment figures for August were lame. The good news was federal employment dropped another 15,000. The bad news was manufacturing lost another 12,000 jobs. The unemployment rate was listed at 4.3% but nobody believes that number anymore.
Childrens’ hospitals drop transgendering; Cut off the money and the medicine men stop cutting off the you-know-whats
In 1981, President Reagan banned using Medicare money to pay for sex change operations, a form of cosmetic surgery that really doesn’t change your chromosomes. Sorry XY’s. You’re male no matter if you lose your Mister Happy or not.
Being fired The best thing that happened to me (professionally).
I have been fired 3 times in my life, and not really missed by management at other jobs that I quit. I just was not made to work for somebody else.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the News
Don Surber is back with weekly highlights, lampooning the press, Democrats along with various and sundry other losers.
Reporters can’t stop lying, can they?
President Trump enjoyed the Labor Day holiday after 7 months of being a whirlwind of activity after his second inauguration. Democrats concocted a fairy tale which explained his absence as a sign of pending doom. The media went with it.