Don Surber’s Highlights of the Week; Making Advertisements Great Again
Once again, Don Surber is back with his weekly highlights and acerbic wit, lampooning various and sundry leftists.
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When I was young
When I was a young, men could not go in the girls’ locker room unless they were a janitor and all the girls had gone home from school. Now it is a right.
3% growth? Not bad, Donald, not bad
The GDP fell by 0.5% in the first quarter which featured the last 20 days of Biden auto penning government policy and pardons. But we learned on Wednesday that the GDP rose 3% in the second quarter, the first full quarter with our favorite president back. The growth pushed Americans into the world’s first $30 trillion economy.
How Sydney Sweeney got the job
We really should thank Dylan Mulvaney for bringing Americans back to their senses. He is an actor who appeared in the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon by the creators of South Park. No sequel called Koran is planned.
Harvard Trumped
In 2016 and again in 2024, America decided to go with the real Trump and not the phony communist and his henchwomen, Hillary and Kamala. It is likely Trump beat Biden as well.
Hoist the flag Trump just won the tariff war—and $1.35 trillion in booty
On Sunday, Trump golfed (likely scoring below his age of 79) and then met with European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, who finalized and signed Europe’s surrender in the Trade War of 2025.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Humor
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Media’s never-ending Trumpgates; What is it this time? Qatargate? Paradegate? Not Epstein AGAIN!
So what was the media-made scandal this week? Not Epstein again. Sheesh, the dude died six years ago. They are really desperate.
When in doubt, shout First Amendment; For good measure, throw in due process and the Fifth Amendment too
The president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, Weijia Jiang of CBS, said, “This attempt by the White House to punish a media outlet whose coverage it does not like is deeply troubling, and it defies the First Amendment.
Why Obama and not Hillary? “This is proof, irrefutable proof that Obama was seditious, that Obama was trying to lead a coup.”
Late last night, ex-President Obama finally responded to evidence that he conspired with his FBI director and his appointees to the intelligence community to spy on Trump and then later kneecap his presidency.
Getting media to cover Obamagate; Crazy Like A Fox Trump did it again with a fake but accurate video
Watergate was for suckers. Obama called in the pros to spy because they had experience and had the deep-state judiciary’s approval through FISA.
Sell ads, PBS; Or better yet, hire Stephen Colbert
The media was busy, busy, busy last week sobbing to itself. First, the Orange Hitler defunded PBS and NPR. Then CBS bowed to the demands of the Trump reich by firing Stephen Colbert and shuttering The Late Show—sometime next year.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Commentary
Trump previously settled lawsuits with ABC and CBS for $30 million, to be donated to his presidential library. In light of this latest media lie, architects have upgraded their plans for the Trump presidential library as shown above.
Trump will sue you, Rupert; The counterfeit letter on Epstein may end the Wall Street Journal
Just before the 2004 presidential election, Dan Rather spun a news fable using a counterfeit letter defaming Dubya’s military service. This eventually turned the CBS anchorman into the ex-CBS anchorman that he is today.
Trump adjusts; Unfortunately, Obama adjusted as well
Imagine what President Trump could do if instead of a bare 7-seat majority in the House he had a 47-seat advantage.
No need to imagine it. His first presidency began with a 47-seat majority and Republicans dragged their feet.
SCOTUS spanks an FJB appointee; Judge issued a TRO on Trump. Supreme Court laid a TRO on the judge
The Supreme Court on Monday temporarily halted Judge Myong J. Joun’s block of the Trump administration’s firing of one-third of the employees in Department of Education. Joun’s jurisdiction covers only Massachusetts, but still he persisted in issuing an order to stop the firings in Washington. Joun is one of FJB’s many DEI appointees.
Keep Bondi; Presidents need a loyal AG. She’s his wingman
RINOs spared Democrats the bother of attacking by sticking Trump with Jeff Sessions (who cleared the way for the Mueller Witch Hunt) and Bill Barr, who kept an eye on Trump for the swamp. This time he has Bondi and she has learned that you don’t just step the job and expect to be greeted as a liberator.
The Trump Surplus; Tariffs led the way to the first June surplus since 2017
Congress long ago bestowed upon the presidency the power to set tariffs, which makes sense. No previous president has used that power to take on the entire world but Donald Trump wants to reset the U.S. economy.
MAGA saves children; Underage illegal aliens are manna to California Democrats.
Jesus loves the little children All the children of the world Red and yellow, black and white They are precious in His sight Jesus loves the little children of the world Children picking the crops as slaves is not a thing of the past or something done in savage Third World countries. Via WCCS, Fox …
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Acerbic Wit
Net job gains/losses since January: American-born workers + 2,000,000; Foreign-born workers (-) 543,000…Americans are doing the jobs illegal aliens won’t do.