Don Surber’s Highlights of the News
Don Surber is back with weekly highlights, lampooning the press, Democrats along with various and sundry other losers.
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Reporters can’t stop lying, can they?
President Trump enjoyed the Labor Day holiday after 7 months of being a whirlwind of activity after his second inauguration. Democrats concocted a fairy tale which explained his absence as a sign of pending doom. The media went with it.
LGBT outlets lose ads; Marketing directors discover heterosexuals outnumber LGBT
David French sold out his conservativism to be a dupe for the New York Times. This time out, he dipped into the PR disaster created by the CEO of Cracker Barrel. He blamed right-wing media for customers abandoning the chain of restaurants.
How Lisa D. Cook’s case may end
President Trump firing Lisa D. Cook as a governor of the Federal Reserve has liberals livid, as do every and all acts Our Favorite President.
More Firings, Please
Merry Labor Day! I am full of joy because most Americans no longer trust the federal government. Hooray! The Great Awakening from the Age of Stupidity (aka the last 16 years since Obama became president) has begun. Americans are tired of a federal government that lied about Covid, lied about trannies and lied about illegal …
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights and Commentary
Other justices cite precedent and the law. Ketanji Brown Jackson cited a comic strip that ended 30 years ago. She may believe the 6-year-oldboy and the toy tiger in Calvin and Hobbes are actually theologians John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes.
Democrats become crimefighters; 5 years after the Summer of Thugs comes the Autumn of Arrests
Our Favorite President has many, many homes: the White House, Mar-a-Lago, Trump Tower and the head of every Democrat mayor in the United States of America.
Try empathy, Democrats; A school shooting brings out the worst in the Party Of Obama
President Trump ordered flags to be posted at half-staff through Sunday. Governor Walz lowered the U.S. and his state flags as well. Members of the opposing presidential tickets last year agreeing to mourn should have been all the politics involved in the matter.
Obama doomed Democrats; One Big Mistake America made his party the Cracker Barrel of politics.
The New York Times is running a series of stories aimed at sparking Democrats after their second defeat by Donald Trump despite outspending him and owning all the media. NYT fears he’s the iceberg that hit their Titanic that for most of this century ran the country.
Day 11, still no murders; Wards 7 and 8—literally the dark side of town—are now safe again.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I said to myself a couple of weeks ago. The media told me that Donald Trump was taking over Washington in an authoritarian manner. Finally, I thought, he would lock Hillary up.
DEI harms black women; Biden’s appointments were horrible and cast shade on worthy black women
Biden picked Lisa Cook as a Federal Reserve governor because she was a black woman. Those are his words, not mine.
Weekly Highlights From the Rapier Wit of Don Surber
Don Surber is back, skewering all and sundry, high and mighty…No one is safe from his ascerbic commentary.
Trump gets justice in NY; The media continues to refuse to call the crooked courts out
An appeals court decided that a half-billion fine for at best a $10 case might be a little excessive. No one in the media had the courage to call out reckless Judge Engoron for allowing this case to be brought to trial in the first place.
Newsom gets weird; Unable to attract Democrats, he clickbaits Republicans.
Newsom is mocking Trump and his supporters with deepfakes on Twitter. Politico is yukking it up over the assassination memes. Salena Zito, who witnessed the horror, nuked that narrative by tweeting, “Someone died.”
The real white privilege; Protesting DC police is easy when your race isn’t being killed
White pampered liberals don’t care because the victims are not old white people like them. They don’t see a homicide rate of 88 murders per 100,000 people as an emergency because it ain’t 88 for them. It’s only 6.
Trump. Leader of the free world.
On Monday, Zelensky and European leaders flew to Washington to get the terms of agreement for an armistice between Russia and Ukraine after 3 years of war. The details need to be ironed out. Zelensky and Putin will meet head-to-head and then the will go to see the principal—aka Donald Trump—at a time and place to be determined.
Trump fights crime, beats Democrats; DC is now Donald Country.
President Trump’s decision to rid the nation’s capital of vagrants and crime will make DC safe again. Washington is the front door of America.
Trump and Tulsi roped the dopes
After 8 years of media propaganda and now two decades of the media refusing to criticize Obama, Tulsi has a tough job of breaking through the indoctrination of the past. She is getting that job done.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
don surber is back with his own ascerbic take on last week’s events…ranging from Israeli “Dancing with The Stars, to president Trump’s meeting with Putin.
Another nothingburger bites the dust; I’m beginning to believe Roadrunner Trump owns Acme
Boy did they have Donald Trump good this time. After he racked up six months of solid victories—the border secured, tariff revenue pouring in, settling wars across the globe and demolishing Iran’s nuke program—Democrats finally had The Donald with their Acme Instant Epstein Scandal Ray Gun and Dog Whistle Decoder Ring.