Lawyer up; Republicans Either start suing Biden or shut the hell up
Do Republicans even have lawyers? What good are Trump-appointed judges if you never bother using them.
Don Surber
The war on Lucky Charms; Cigarettes are OK but the government is going after a cereal because it may give you diarrhea
If we slapped a $5 a box tax on Lucky Charms, there would be no problem. The government doesn’t care about your health. It just wants a piece of the action.
As DEI dies, equality rises; The 1970s called. It wants you to use its equal opportunity policy again
The Supreme Court took the 14th Amendment and smacked Harvard upside the head. The message was clear. Affirmative action will soon be as dead as separate-but-equal.
Ceasefire? FJB’s Iran fired 170 drones, more than 30 cruise missiles and more than 120 ballistic missiles at Israel. (Bad word) them!
No one wants World War 3. Displays of weakness encourage adversaries to become enemies and attack. The domino effect of treaties brings others into the fray.
The Lynching of a President; Trump has them singing the Star-Spangled Banner in Harlem.
The Drudge Report reminds me of the late Democrat Governor of Louisiana, Edwin Edwards, the crook in “Vote for the Crook, It’s That Important.”
Trump has them on the run; “Inside the Terrifyingly Competent Trump 2024 Campaign.”
Democrats have succeeded in keeping The Donald away from campaigning by tying him up in phony prosecutions, but the strategy has backfired; it has given his campaign staff free rein to win the election for him.
Tranny keep your gun; A new study shows claims about gender-affirming care (as the AP calls it) are full of feces
A year ago, Bud Light hired actor Dylan Mulvaney, who portrays himself as a girl, to promote its beer to the LGBT crowd. Sales immediately fell by 25%
Never Trumpers continue losing; Kevin D. Williamson remains in the middle — covered in paint
There are people headed toward capitalism and on the opposite side of the road are people headed to hell, which in politics is spelled socialism.
Weekend at Bill Gates’s; A completely fictitious account of how he will enjoy a post-apocalypse world
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
― Albert Einstein
DEI opens a liberal’s eyes; Personnel policies mug a white, straight male liberal. It’s hilarious
The headline caught my eye as I perused the offerings at Lucianne.com: “I’ve Been at NPR for 25 Years. Here’s How We Lost America’s Trust.”
Washington Post economics; Things are going so well under Biden that it cut 10% of its staff
The Bezos Post is a money pit. One in 10 of Bump’s colleagues have been let go in the last six months to try to reduce the deficits.
A week’s wins; Don’t let the news media get you down. We are winning
It’s called the Trump Effect. After 4 years of FJB, young black people and young Hispanic people see what young white people see in him — a leader who cares about them. FJB only cares about the bribes.
The fourth anniversary of Faucism; We failed to fight them on the beaches, relinquishing freedom to bureaucrats
Last week marked the fourth anniversary of the birth of Faucism, in which an elfin bureaucrat used a health emergency to shove people around and show what a big man he was.
Getting Trump wrong again; If CNBC wants Truth Social to fail, have Jim Cramer recommend its stock
The media had a lot of fun this week misinforming the public about President Donald John Trump’s fortune
Looks like we Trumped Red China; His protective tariffs ignited a worldwide backlash against the commies.
The news on Monday morning was dominated by stories of an economic recovery by Red China, of a recession that the U.S. press had largely ignored.
Let him rip; Trump is the chainsaw clearing the path for the change we need
President Donald John Trump, who has taken risks throughout his life and turned his millions into billions. Columnist Josh Hammer made the case that Trump is batting .3995 this season.
The Hamas-shielding AP, went too far; By seeking a journalism prize for its propaganda, AP showed it is irredeemably evil
Under leadership no longer moored to facts or objectivity, AP has become a worldwide propagandist for Hamas and other Islamic terrorists. Commies, too.
They all laughed; Do they realize that after President Trump, they’re next?
You can bonk someone in the head and walk out of jail without posting a bond but for Trump, the rules are different. Rather than stand up to this injustice, the American media embraces it and applauds his loss of liberty.
Never trust Dr. FDA; By dismissing ivermectin as horse paste, the FDA put everyone in harm’s way
Someday, the federal bureaucracy that cried horse paste will someday face real danger and no one will believe it.
Carville complains about the world he made: America now is No Country for Old White Men. Its architect sobs about it to Mo Dowd
Time has a way of catching up with fools and the perfect way was chosen to catch up with the Foamin’ Roman or Ragin’ Cajun or whatever James Carville calls himself.