Mask Madness Strikes Again: Breathing Our Way to Stupidity!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the idiocy of mask mandates, especially given the evidence that they don’t work.
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America: Land of the Sheep and Home of the Timid
Satire Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ’round for a tale of how the land of the free and the home of the brave became the land of the sheep and the home of the timid. Yes, it’s time to discuss the great infection that has plagued our beloved nation: the “spirit of fear.” …
Parody As a Weapon Part CII No serious person has ever asked “What Would Joe Biden Do?”.
Once again American Free News Network’s own Albert Constantine Jr lampoons our inept president with the help of now sadly deceased, Jimmy Buffet.
Congress Mulls Mandatory Marriage Training: From ‘I Do’ to ‘I Don’t Even Know You Anymore’
In a shocking turn of events, lawmakers are considering a groundbreaking new initiative aimed at improving the state of marriages in the country.
America’s Favorite Pastime: Complaining, Offending, and Embracing the Art of Angry Living
Forget baseball; complaining is the true national sport, and we’ve become so skilled at it that we’ve even managed to turn it into an art form.
Divine Desert Soaker: God Sends Flood to Burning Man Festival to Teach Lessons in Style
In an unexpected turn of events, the Almighty One Himself, God, reportedly cast His divine gaze upon the notorious Burning Man Festival and decided it was high time to unleash a watery catastrophe of biblical proportions.
Oh, Canada! The Land of Bagged Milk, Booze Smuggling, and Semi-Socialism
Today in Cloft’s Corner, we embark on a humorous journey north of the border to explore the peculiar world of Canada, where maple syrup flows like water, apologies are the national pastime, and bagged milk is a culinary riddle wrapped in a plastic enigma.
Bald Eagle: From Mighty Hunter to Woke Mascot – How Critical Theory Clipped America’s Icon
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that even the mighty bald eagle, once a symbol of freedom, has fallen victim to the insidious clutches of critical theory and the rise of woke ideology.
The Chronicles of the Clueless: A Guide to Being Human in the Upside-Down
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines the contradictions of the human experience.
Gone with the Wind: The Melodrama of the Lost ‘Art’ of the Farmer’s Blow
Ah, the nostalgia of simpler times when tissues were a luxury, and the winds of nature served as both ally and adversary in the age-old practice known as the “farmer’s blow.”
Nasal Navigations: How Millions Were Spent to Uncover the ‘Nose-Pickers’ CCP Virus Connection
Millions of dollars have been pumped into an endeavor to uncover the shocking link between those sneaky nose excavators and the dreaded “CCP Virus.”
Oops, BlackRock Accidentally Reveals the ‘S’ in ESG Stands for Satanic – A Devilishly Good Strategy?
BlackRock, the investment giant, has apparently accidentally revealed that the ‘S’ in ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) stands for ‘Satanic.’
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea?
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea? Last week, in Part C, we tried to capture the essence of the Hunter Biden legal strategy now that special counsel status had been granted to those bending over not to prosecute him. This week, we will continue …
Exclusive Club of Rome Revels in Diminished Diaper Demands: Birthrates Plummet, High Fives Soar!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the Holy See and its seeming lack of interest in having and nurturing children.
Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.
Satire-Reflective Belt Apocalypse: How America’s National Security Hangs by a Thread of Hi-Vis”
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave looks at one of the more absurd military “safety” regulations, wear of the Reflective Belt, even in a combat zone.
Woke Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes of a Woke Military Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Satire: The New, Woke, Social Justice U.S. Military Code of Conduct: Fighting for Justice, One Snarky Remark at a Time
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave has a look at the woke culture now being forced upon our troops by leftist leaders who haven’t won a war, lately.
Satire: Generation ‘Girly’ Men: The Great Masculine Makeover
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave explores our history of manly men and decries the pajama boys who now seem to dominate society.