America’s Favorite Pastime: Complaining, Offending, and Embracing the Art of Angry Living
Forget baseball; complaining is the true national sport, and we’ve become so skilled at it that we’ve even managed to turn it into an art form.
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Divine Desert Soaker: God Sends Flood to Burning Man Festival to Teach Lessons in Style
In an unexpected turn of events, the Almighty One Himself, God, reportedly cast His divine gaze upon the notorious Burning Man Festival and decided it was high time to unleash a watery catastrophe of biblical proportions.
Oh, Canada! The Land of Bagged Milk, Booze Smuggling, and Semi-Socialism
Today in Cloft’s Corner, we embark on a humorous journey north of the border to explore the peculiar world of Canada, where maple syrup flows like water, apologies are the national pastime, and bagged milk is a culinary riddle wrapped in a plastic enigma.
Bald Eagle: From Mighty Hunter to Woke Mascot – How Critical Theory Clipped America’s Icon
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that even the mighty bald eagle, once a symbol of freedom, has fallen victim to the insidious clutches of critical theory and the rise of woke ideology.
The Chronicles of the Clueless: A Guide to Being Human in the Upside-Down
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines the contradictions of the human experience.
Gone with the Wind: The Melodrama of the Lost ‘Art’ of the Farmer’s Blow
Ah, the nostalgia of simpler times when tissues were a luxury, and the winds of nature served as both ally and adversary in the age-old practice known as the “farmer’s blow.”
Nasal Navigations: How Millions Were Spent to Uncover the ‘Nose-Pickers’ CCP Virus Connection
Millions of dollars have been pumped into an endeavor to uncover the shocking link between those sneaky nose excavators and the dreaded “CCP Virus.”
Oops, BlackRock Accidentally Reveals the ‘S’ in ESG Stands for Satanic – A Devilishly Good Strategy?
BlackRock, the investment giant, has apparently accidentally revealed that the ‘S’ in ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) stands for ‘Satanic.’
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea?
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea? Last week, in Part C, we tried to capture the essence of the Hunter Biden legal strategy now that special counsel status had been granted to those bending over not to prosecute him. This week, we will continue …
Exclusive Club of Rome Revels in Diminished Diaper Demands: Birthrates Plummet, High Fives Soar!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the Holy See and its seeming lack of interest in having and nurturing children.
Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.
Satire-Reflective Belt Apocalypse: How America’s National Security Hangs by a Thread of Hi-Vis”
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave looks at one of the more absurd military “safety” regulations, wear of the Reflective Belt, even in a combat zone.
Woke Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes of a Woke Military Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Satire: The New, Woke, Social Justice U.S. Military Code of Conduct: Fighting for Justice, One Snarky Remark at a Time
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave has a look at the woke culture now being forced upon our troops by leftist leaders who haven’t won a war, lately.
Satire: Generation ‘Girly’ Men: The Great Masculine Makeover
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave explores our history of manly men and decries the pajama boys who now seem to dominate society.
Satire: The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave modernizes a Biblical reference in: “The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris”
Satire-Karl Marx’s Hellish Toast: Celebrating the Unraveling of America
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes: Karl Marx’s Hellish Toast-Celebrating the Unraveling of America
From True Grit to Group Hugs: The Evolution of the American Spirit
Ah, the good old days when the American spirit was as rugged as a cactus and as individualistic as a lone cowboy riding off into the sunset.
Satire: The Surveil-tastic Odyssey: A Satirical Exploration of Mandatory Government Surveys
Welcome to the thrilling world of mandatory government surveys, where involuntary servitude meets bureaucratic brilliance!