The Hunt for Ink and Paper

It was a small town. Somewhere in the Southeast. Big shopping complex, off the interstate. Best Buy, Red Lobster, Ulta, Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, Target, and all other franchises that transform American towns into carbon copies, from Oil Slick to Shining Oil Slick. 

James Carvill – Ragin When He Should Be Chillin

The first rule of survival is to make decisions with your head rather than your hormones. Emotional decision making rarely enhances one’s chances of survival. One should avoid the anger, fear, and panic; coldly consider the options available; and select the best course of action, even if it’s not perfect. In other words, don’t behave like the Democrats currently are.

Donald Trump Launches Political Blitz Krieg

Well, we did it. Like rebellious teenagers trying to put one over on the principal, we ignored the wisdom of our betters (Democrats) and elected “literally Hitler.” Now our tyrant has been in office for under a month, and we’re learning the consequences of our foolishness. However, there are a few minor differences between our Scottish Hitler and his Aryan predecessor with the silly Charlie Chaplin mustache, that deserve mentioning.