The real first Thanksgiving in America.

Bad ass Don Pedro Menéndez de Avilés arrives in Florida for Thanksgiving in 1565. One of my ancestors landed at Plymouth Rock. He signed the Mayflower Compact. When I commemorate their first thanksgiving in 1621, some Virginian says, oh, it wasn’t the first because there was one in Jamestown, Virginia, 14 years earlier. But neither …

Read more

GIVING THANKS

We are most thankful the shutdown Finally went through the House, Followed with Donnie’s non-AutoPen; Shumer sure was a louse.   The Republicans showed power So that the ship did not sink; Now we move on, After the Democrats did blink.   But that’s not all The Don secured; An enema world despots did need …

Read more

The Most Dysfunctional Time of the Year (And Nowhere in the Bible Does It Say “Put a Tree in Your House”)

Let’s be honest: this season is a pressure cooker disguised with twinkly lights. Credit cards get maxed out, travel is miserable, food is overpriced, and somehow every family expects you to teleport between states so you can sit at a table with your cousin who still thinks you “changed after high school.”