From Liberators to Liberated: The Ironic Journey of Americans and Gun Rights

Snark Once upon a time, in the golden age of American ingenuity and global responsibility, we held our firearms in such high esteem that we quite literally dropped them from airplanes to aid our friends in fighting the good fight. Yes, during World War II, the U.S. government produced the Liberator .45-caliber pistol, a simple, …

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Netanyahu’s Controversial US Visit Amid Growing Criticism and Democratic Boycott

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed a joint session of the US Congress, seeking support for Israel’s war against Hamas in the Gaza Strip. The invitation came from House Speaker Mike Johnson, reflecting strong Republican backing for Israel. However, over 30 Democratic lawmakers, including former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi,did not attend, expressing disapproval of Netanyahu’s …

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Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 96: Shipping, Over-Regulation, and Thai Boat Noodle Soup

Political Satire:  Having trouble surviving these times?  You’re not alone.  Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …

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Flawed as she may be, Harris’s candidacy has transformed the playing field 

President Joe Biden’s calamitous debate performance last month plunged the Democratic Party into a three-week period of utter despondency. With little more than four months left until the election, the party’s standard bearer, the spavined leader they’d rigged the primary to anoint, had crashed and burned on the national stage. Voters had witnessed firsthand what …

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Is The Presidency Outdated?

Harris is a show horse, not a workhorse. She has always enjoyed strutting around in expensive clothes while others praised her.

Article II, Section 1. of the US Constitution clearly states “The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America.” Ever since the Democrats installed, via fraud, a man in the second stage of dementia as “President,” “executive Power” has been vested in an unknown number of unelected bureaucrats. Since January 20, …

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The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle

The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of …

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Secret Service Director Resigns Following Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump

Woke director is no more, and her replacement, we are sure, will be just as bad… US Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned following an attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Her resignation came a day after testifying to a congressional committee about law enforcement failures during Trump’s campaign rally in Pennsylvania on July 13. …

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The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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