Is The Presidency Outdated?

Harris is a show horse, not a workhorse. She has always enjoyed strutting around in expensive clothes while others praised her.

Article II, Section 1. of the US Constitution clearly states “The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America.” Ever since the Democrats installed, via fraud, a man in the second stage of dementia as “President,” “executive Power” has been vested in an unknown number of unelected bureaucrats. Since January 20, …

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The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle

The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of …

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Secret Service Director Resigns Following Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump

Woke director is no more, and her replacement, we are sure, will be just as bad… US Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned following an attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Her resignation came a day after testifying to a congressional committee about law enforcement failures during Trump’s campaign rally in Pennsylvania on July 13. …

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The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028

Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …

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When He Says We Must Listen to Students, It Needs to Be All That the Students Say!

The Great Valley Middle School case in Malvern, Pennsylvania, has mostly faded from the news. As The Philadelphia Inquirer reported, some students created 22 faked TikTok accounts, “some depicting racist, homophobic, or sexually inappropriate content” that were attributed to teachers. On Monday morning, Inquirer columnist Jonathan Zimmerman, pondered how to maintain freedom of speech for …

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