The Slippery Slope of Internet Regulation: An Orwellian Dystopia in the Making
In the evolving landscape of societal change, a concerning proposal looms on the horizon: the government’s inclination to regulate internet access.
David T. Cloft
Digital ID; A Trojan Horse. Do NOT comply
As a data scientist who spent 14-years working for the government, I do NOT want my government knowing everything about my two kids.
Geopolitics vs. Geostupidity: Gates vs. Zeihan in the Battle of the Baby Boom (or Bust)
Gates, the eternal pessimist, looks at the world population and sees a cancerous growth, spreading its consumerist tendrils across the Earth.
College Football Ticket Prices: A Reflection of Bidenomic Realities
Significant surge in college football ticket prices warrants a deeper examination, potentially reflecting underlying economic factors, including the state of the dollar and its purchasing power.
Breaking News: We’re All Humans, Race is Just a Social Construct!
In a groundbreaking revelation that may shock some and reaffirm the beliefs of many, scientists have discovered a mind-blowing truth: we are all members of the same species—humans!
Gaza’s Real Estate belongs to Israel: David’s superior marksmanship skills
In the epic saga of “David and Goliath,” David’s slingshot skills weren’t just a one-time wonder; they came with a title deed for Gaza.
From Tea Parties to Political Parties
From Tea Parties to Political Parties: and Red Coats to Red Tape. A Satirical Journey from Liberty to Tyranny.
German Canine Breeding Success and the Tragic Intersection with Eugenics: An Examination within Historical Context
The misguided connection drawn between canine breeding and the deplorable eugenics movement, reflects a complex interplay of historical circumstances and scientific misunderstanding.
Reason Over Hysteria-Debunking Climate Alarmism in 2023
In the ever-evolving landscape of environmental discourse, one thing remains constant: the Earth’s remarkable resilience.
Entitlements: The Politician’s Poisoned Chalice and Taxation Woes
Entitlements, those coveted treasures that politicians dare not touch, are like clingy exes – once they’re in your life, they never really leave.
Animal Farm 2.0: Why a Civil War 2.0 in the USA Is Unlikely and Improbable
In George Orwell’s “Animal Farm,” the animals’ uprising against human oppression led to a new order, but ultimately, the pigs became akin to the former human masters.
Orwellistan: Embracing Freedom through Individual Moral Principles
Orwellistan, a fictional society, thrived under three guiding principles: “Don’t hurt yourself,” “Don’t hurt other people,” and “Don’t cost me money.”
Debt Dilemma: Uncle Sam’s Trillion-Dollar Circus
Uncle Sam’s annual interest payment on the mind-boggling $33+ trillion national debt has now become the trillion-dollar circus of our time!
West Point’s New Mission: From Duty, Honor, Country to Beltway Bandit Extraordinaire
West Point, where dreams of Duty, Honor, and Country sometimes take an unexpected detour to become the Beltway Bandit of your wildest bureaucratic fantasies.
Retired, Rotund, and Laughing at Uncle Sam’s Desperate Pleas
Apparently, patriotism is on the endangered species list, and I’m here, too fat, too ornery, and too wise to be of any use.
Trump vs. Sleepy Joe: The Comedy Showdown We Never Knew We Needed
It’s time to roll out the big top circus tent because we’ve got ourselves a real comedy showdown – it’s Trump vs. Sleepy Joe, and the laughter is absolutely presidential.
Whining Through the Ages: From Covered Wagons to Netflix Buffering
Ah, the sweet symphony of modern complaints! It seems like complaining has become the favorite pastime of the 21st century.
Perfumed Prodigies and the Sweet Smell of Medical Missteps
Those wise wizards of medicine, armed with theories that would make you question their sense of smell (or lack thereof), once declared war on water, and the battle for bath time supremacy began.
George III vs. Joe B: The Comedy of Crowns Through Time
In the zany history of royal mishaps, there was once a king who unintentionally moonwalked into the spotlight as the crown prince of comedic blunders – none other than King George III.
The Art of Government Employment: A Guide to Doing as Little as Possible
If you’re tired of toiling away in a cubicle, it’s time to embrace the art of government employment – doing as little as possible while maximizing your long-term income.