Why Democrats embrace Graham “Cracker” Platner
“Vote for the Nazi: It’s important” isn’t a sane campaign slogan.
Don Surber
Democrats are blowing it: Taking back the House should be a gimme. It isn’t.
History says it would take a miracle for Republicans to hold onto the House. Presidential parties lose seats in the House at midterms. There are a few exceptions. Backlash from the Lewinsky impeachment gained seats for Democrats and 4 years later, tough action on 9/11 earned Bush’s party extra seats.
Billionaires made America great
They built this country. They built this country—those billionaires.
Now that Bernie Sanders and most American socialists are millionaires, the Lazybones senator from Vermont and his acolytes are demonizing billionaires.
The Donroe Doctrine Reaps Rewards
Red China may have been the center of President Trump’s attention last week, but his Operation Absolute Resolve in Venezuela and his Operation Epic Fury in Iran continued to reap rewards elsewhere in the world, where once defiant tyrants are now acquiescing to The Donald’s demands.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NEWS with Don Surber
Don Surber presents his unique take on this week’s media reports. As usual, you’ll learn more from his offbeat perspective than actually reading or watch the news.
Trump Conquers Red China
He has the oil, the military and the corporate wizards on his side
Landing in Beijing with his secretary of state, his treasury secretary and the No. 1 executives of the top 30 corporations in America, President Trump received the royal treatment.
10,000 rulings from 10,000 maniacs
I don’t know much about the rock group 10,000 Maniacs other than when Natalie Merchant was its lead singer, the group’s cover of Because the Night reached No. 11 on the charts.
The group’s name popped up when I read the Politico story, “10,000 rulings: The courts’ overwhelming rebuke of Trump’s ICE policies.”
Pax Annexa: The 51st state threat works well for Trump
In February, President Trump joked at a closed-door Alfalfa Club dinner, “We’re not going to invade Greenland. We’re going to buy it.”
Alas there is no Buckwheat Club or even a Spanky Club.
Trump cleans up Obama’s mess
The latest battlefront in the Democrat War Against Sanity is the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall.
Barack Obama renovated it in 2012 and left a big mess when he left office because instead of using city water treated with chlorine, he brought in brackish water from the Tidal Basin and treated it with a product called Ozone.
Blue wave? Red wave? No, an Orange Wave nears
The Gerrymander Wars of 2026 are almost at an end. Between the federal Supreme Court finally noticing that hey, minority-majority districts are kind of racist, and the Virginia Supreme Court upholding the rules for amending the state constitution, Trump pretty much handed Democrats their bums.
And voters are primarying RINOs for him.
They got covid 100 percent wrong
This week marked the sixth anniversary of the fascist governments of the world—the United States included—shutting down the world over a virus. The Public Health Obergruppenführers said follow the science and then ordered us to social distance and where cloth masks, neither of course were ever studied.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NEWS with Don Surber
The news is full of entertainment, if you know how to read it. Don Surber guides us through this week’s presentations from the media, an institution seemingly incapable of unbiased reporting.
Trump saved Indiana in 2016
On Tuesday, voters in Indiana primary-ed at least 5 of the 7 idiot Republican state senators who voted against a redistricting plan that would have made it easier to elect Republicans to fill all 9 of the state’s congressional seats.
Letterman defends Colbert—Poorly
MAGA Disposed of Stephen Colbert—with help of course from podcasts, Twitter and reruns of Friends, Seinfeld, The Big Bang Theory, and Modern Family because if you are looking for late-night humor, you will not find it on the broadcast networks.
Hoosier Daddy? Donald Trump
Two states held primary elections on Tuesday.
NPR framed it as “Ohio and Indiana election results test Republican loyalty to Trump, Democrat enthusiasm.”
A Team Worthy of 1776
As I noted earlier, the 5 richest men in America signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776. They actually had fortunes and sacred honor to pledge. The signing was August 2, 1776, when 50 of the 56 delegates to the Continental Congress put their John Hancocks on the declaration—including John Hancock.
The sixth richest man was an otherwise engaged General George Washington.
Scott Jennings owns CNN: The latest conservative star inspires by pushing back twice as hard
There will never be another Rush Limbaugh and yet conservatives search for one because we have hope and optimism. We said there would never be another Ronald Reagan but then along came Donald Trump. One of the things he did was get fake conservatives—Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, George Wills and the entire cast at National Review—to self-deport.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NEWS with Don Surber
Don Surber covers the media’s offerings this week with a precision in mockery that only he can execute. It may take you a moment to figure out where he’s coming from, but when you do, you’ll be better informed than if you’d watched mainstream media 24/7.
Democrats will nominate a Nazi
To get male votes, the party ditched Tampon Tim and back the boy with a Nazi tattoo
CBS reported, “Maine Governor Janet Mills announced Thursday that she is suspending her campaign for Senate, all but ensuring Graham Platner will get the Democrat nomination to take on incumbent Republican Senator Susan Collins of Maine in one of November’s most important Senate races.”
Blue Wednesday for communists Iran is losing. Comey is losing. And America is having a great week.
Things are not going as planned for the communists.
Jenni tweeted, “In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive.’