Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Once again, Don Surber is back with his very own brand of ribald humor, recaping the events of the past week and lampooning the usual characters.
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Translating Marxism into English
Today, Don surber turns the tables on the left by channeling a little Saul Alinsky, using ridicule to point out the flaws in marxist lingo.
Results matter; Deportations push Trump up 7 points in the last month.
President Trump will never in his lifetime be first in the hearts of his countrymen because half will die a Never Trumper. The sense of entitlement among those who pretend they are powerful debilitates them. His enemies are proof that envy and vanity are cardinal sins because envy and vanity harm men.
Antifa, a wholly owned subsidiary of a billionaire; Bernie Sanders in 2019: “Billionaires should not exist.”
In 2019, Bernie Sanders said, “Billionaires should not exist.” Last year, he said, “We have a government of billionaires, by billionaires, and for billionaires.”
Trump: The Wizard of Ours; Scott Adams called him a wizard of persuasion and the cartoonist was right
On Saturday, two days after the FBI acquired the ballots via a federal warrant the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported, “More rumors than details emerge about FBI seizure of troves of 2020 records.”
America shrugged; Maybe the UN can sell Dictator Scouts cookies as we stop footing its bills.
The UN’s decision to cut programs instead of the bureaucracy reminds me of how school board members threaten to cut football and basketball after voters dare vote down a school levy. Cutting the number of assistant school superintendents never enters their minds.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Don Surber ranges far and wide as he recaps events facing our nation, from foreign policy to Democrat corruption led by such notables as the last Democrat Vice Presidential nominee.
The Black history not told; Black History Month usually ignores capitalists and Republicans
February is Black History Month, which liberals bend toward messages of unceasing oppression while shunning the many black historical figures who improved the nation and proved the American dream works for everyone.
Marco rides into the Senate; And bonks Democrat after Democrat with mallet towards all.
Marco Rubio rode into the Senate on Wednesday and scored nearside shot after nearside shot on the lefties.
Press gets Minnesota wrong; Forget Mount Rushmore. Trump deserves his own mountain.
If you still read a newspaper for news, you would believe that Democrats defeated President Trump in the Battle of West Mogadischu, Minnesota. Then again, you would also believe Ivermectin is horse paste, cloth masks stop viruses and Donald Trump has triggered World War 3 six times in his two presidencies.
The Walz is caving in to Trump; Talk softly and carry a big Insurrection Act of 1807
But charm alone goes only so far. In his negotiations, President Trump always carries a big stick. Sometimes the stick is a squad of B-2s loaded with bunker busters. Other times, it is 150 aircraft and special forces carrying a discombobulator that will send your troops home in oversized shoe boxes.
Time is on Trump’s side in Minneapolis; Wait them out. As Saul Alinsky said, a tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.
On Saturday, the national media had a nervous breakdown over a border patrol agent shooting and killing a domestic terrorist who brought a gun and dozens of rounds of ammo to a “mostly peaceful protest.”
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Hawai’i has a gun law that violates the Constitution. It argued to the court that because it was once a kingdom, it does not have to obey the Second Amendment. Democrats live in Bizarro America.
Jack Smith’s perjured testimony; The press pretended like he did nothing wrong as he lied, lied, lied
The media has stood by this unlawfully appointed prosecutor for five years and did so in its reporting of the hearing because DC journalists serve the Deep State, and not the truth.
Art of the Deal in Davos; You wanted a new Rush Limbaugh. There he is. His name is Donald Trump.
The media spin is the world laughs at him behind his back. But the reality is a mixture of fear and admiration. He drew an SRO crowd that gave him a standing ovation as he took the stage.
Dems distance themselves from trans; You are now free to mock the It’s Ma’am Man again
Only 3 of the 20 Democrat presidential candidates responded to an Axios survey about transgender policies. That’s because Democrats find themselves on the wrong side of history—again.
EU is Splintering
Europe is headed for another civil war. They had two in the previous century, the Great War (rebranded later as World War I) and World War II. This one splits the East from the West as the Eastern countries trapped by communism under the Soviet Union do not want to be part of the Western countries foolishly chasing communism and embracing the Muslim invasion.
Trump 2.0 is meaner, leaner and out of their control
Donald John Trump’s second presidency is an awesome adventure into an America worthy of the 21st century. Today is the first anniversary of Trump’s second inauguration. Let us review.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
From Washington, DC to Hollywood all the way to Near-Earth Orbit, Don Surber examines the events of last week and of course gives us his very own take on them.
What Trump wants from Greenland; And yes, their military includes dog sleds.
The USA has been defending Greenland longer than Denmark because on August 9, 1940, the Danes fought the Germans valiantly for 6 hours but threw in the towel because Denmark did not want to be annihilated.