Musk 1, Eurocrat 0
How awful are world politics today? It has me giving money to two billionaires — Donald Trump and Elon Musk. They are real life Obi-Wan Kenobis.
Don Surber
Dear Aussie, your PM received only 50,723 votes. Please Sit our election out.
Here’s a suggestion for gals who want to be the chief of the executive branch of government: Listen to vintage Kathleen Turner or Lauren Bacall. Imitate.
What Happened to DEI and LGBT?
Media devotion to the LGBT and DEI causes is unwavering. Black is always uppercased now while white remains lower cased in news stories.
Assassination Attempt No. 2
Last week, I referred to the July 13 shooting of President Trump as the first assassination attempt. On Sunday, a second attempt was made at his golf course at Mar-a-Lago.
Singing Kamala’s praises in the wrong key
Everybody wants to know how the story of this year’s presidential election will end. All signs point to a return of The Donald to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. On July 13, the final sign appeared when the Lord flicked away an assassin’s bullet.
Cats for Trump
The American press denies that the Haitians are eating pussycats and geese. Rolling Stone said, “No, Migrants Are Not Eating People’s Cats in Ohio.” It also said a University of Virginia fraternity gangraped a woman and wound up paying $1.65 million for the fake news.
They Aren’t Even Mediocre
Kamala is 59 and Walz is 60. What have they done in their lives? What do they really stand for? They won’t say.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Don Surber looks at last week’s significant events and provides his own, somewhat ribald interpretation.
If we cannot be great again, make us El Salvador
The deep state’s acts against Donald John Trump no longer enrage me. The various investigations, impeachments, trials and now the first assassination attempt make me more determined to channel my emotions and pour my thoughts into this newsletter for you see, President Trump is not our last chance but theirs.
Making It Too Big To Rig
On Labor Day, the traditional start of fall election campaigns, Real Clear Politics gave Kamala a lead of 1.8 points in the national polls. On the same date in 2020, Biden had a 7.2 point lead. On the same date in 2016, Hillary had a 4.1 point lead.
Labor Day? Try Jobless Day
Politicians deliberately moved American jobs overseas with free trade agreements that opened American markets to countries that kept theirs only partly open. This was an outgrowth of Americans buying junk imports from Europe and Japan after World War II to jumpstart their economies an keep people from starving.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the Week
Don Surber looks at last week’s significant events and provides his own, somewhat ribald interpretation.
DC Suburbs Now Allow MAGA
In his first term, a restaurant in Virginia kicked Sarah Sanders and her family out because she worked for Trump. Now the owner and the staff of a church in deepest liberal land come out of the closet and welcome him with open arms.
Democrats are fractured, in-fighting and preparing for defeat
Oh, the fluffers in the press are trying to make Cackles look inevitable just like they made Cankles look inevitable, right up until Election Day 2016
Dan Quayle’s only crime was misspelling “potato.”
As I watch the flamboyant antics of the marvelous Tampon Tim Walz skipping across the world stage to the seal-clapping applause of an idiot media, I recall how the media covered Dan Quayle, whose only crime was misspelling potato
Did DEI Die?
Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard may prove to be the most important Supreme Court decision on race since Brown v. Board of Education.
Endorse Trump to Save Your Newspaper
As a retired newspaper editorial writer, I offer a little advice to newspaper editorial writers in deep red states: endorse Trump. It will be fun. It will be daring. It will impress former readers who finally agree with the local newspaper.
Kamala Harris Would Be A Joke Of A President
Kamala and Tampon Tim are disastrous candidates who never won a single primary vote for the office as Democrats appeal to the lowest common denominator with a couple of zeroes. They are the Cackler and the Coward.
Don Surber’s Highlights Of The Week
Don Surber looks at last week’s significant events and provides his own, somewhat ribald interpretation.
I Reject Their Normal
Tim Murphy of Mother Jones greeted the Democrat nomination for vice president the way teen girls greeted the Beatles 60 years ago on the Ed Sullivan Show.