MAGA Hats: The Ultimate Jury Duty Escape Plan
Jury Duty is the civic obligation that transforms the most steadfast patriots into master strategists of avoidance. Enter: the MAGA hat
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Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 87: Big Cities, Small Minds, and Bubbie’s Chicken Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 86: Europe, China, Energy, Airbus, NATO, and Belgian Beer Conch Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Ancient Idols: The Mystifying Case of the Man-Boob Deity in Denmark
Given their limited understanding of ancient Western civilization, the scientists quickly concocted a series of hilarious theories to explain this bizarre artifact.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 85: Retail, Employment, Slavery, and Ukha
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 84: Borders and Aides, Slavers and Holidays, and Tex-Mex Chicken Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 83: Home Sweet Home, and Delaware Chicken and Slippery Dumpling Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 82: Languages, Sanctions, and Belgian Waterzooi Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”
Good, By Sean Dietrich
Once again, Sean Dietrich…Sean of the South, inspires with his down-to-earth, warm humor.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 81: Taxes, Governments, and Cornish Kettle Soup
oe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future
“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 80: Saxons, Normans, and Towers, and Leek & Stilton Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos
In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.
Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In
President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.
Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson
In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.