“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future
“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.
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Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 80: Saxons, Normans, and Towers, and Leek & Stilton Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos
In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.
Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In
President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.
Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson
In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 79: Strange Locations, World Travel, and Suffolk Spinach Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
West Point’s New Motto: “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal” – So Send Money! By Cullum Number 53988
West Point has decided to revamp its storied motto from “Duty, Honor, Country” to a more modern, if somewhat controversial, “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal.”
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 78: D-Day, Memories, and Normandy French Onion Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Let’s Chip the Real “Useless Eaters!”
We desperately need biometric identification of people. Yes, the time has come and the time is now: we need to cattle-tag… the elite.
The Tales of Little Pavel, Episode 28: Little Pavel Jumps to Conclusions
An idealistic teenager, living in the 51st ward of a fictional city in middle America, volunteers at the local party headquarters, and learns a lesson or two about modern urban politics.
The Reflective Belt Litmus Test: Exposing Fake Iraq Veterans Online
In the age of internet warriors and self-proclaimed heroes, one surefire way to vet a person’s claim of serving in Iraq is the Reflective Belt Litmus Test.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 77: Money, GOTV, and Lettuce Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
Joe Biden Urged to Lead the Electric Charge: Convert That Stingray!
In a shocking turn of events, environmentalists and car enthusiasts alike are clamoring for President Joe Biden to transform his beloved 1967 Corvette Stingray into an electric vehicle (EV).
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 76: Masks, Emails, and Crow Dandelion Soup
Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
The Tales of Little Pavel: Episode 27 – Little Pavel Gets a Letter
An idealistic teenager, living in the 51st ward of a fictional city in middle America, volunteers at the local party headquarters, and learns a lesson or two about modern urban politics.
The Tale of the Deadly White Socks: A Combat Faux Pas
In the annals of military absurdity during the later years of the Iraq war, few offenses struck fear into the hearts of soldiers like the infamous case of the white socks.
Messages, Emails, and Nice Remarks by Sean Dietrich
I receive a lot of questions in the form of emails, private messages, subpoenas, etc. Sometimes these messages are kindhearted. Other times??
Beauty Masks: DEI’s Quest for Equitable Attractiveness
In a groundbreaking move to level the playing field of physical appearance, the U.S. government has declared war on good looks
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 75: The Song of Roland and the Bowl of Soup
oe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds…
The Great IQ Redistribution: Under DEI Wokeism Government Declares Equal Intelligence for All
Under the new mandate, individuals with above-average IQs will undergo mandatory intelligence redistribution programs.